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ZxRO

Personality by Special Effects, USAâ„¢

About Me

I'm just this guy, see?

My Interests

Television, shoes, weapons, food, music, degenerate art, comedy, pornography, consumer electronics, futurism, abnormal hair colors and styles, interactive entertainment, relaxation, primal therapy, documentary films, materialism, vanity, creature comforts, and animal instincts.

I'd like to meet:

Fake porn spam profiles and bands that I'll never listen to.

Music:

Wow. I'll compile this list the next time I have a long, free afternoon.

Movies:

Again, this is something I will save for the next time I am desperately bored.

Television:

Food Network, Travel Channel, E!, Bravo, and Mojo. Anthony Bourdain rocks my world. Project Runway and America's Next Top Model are totally non-guilty pleasures. Joel McHale is one of the funniest men working in television today. Chef Gordon Ramsay deserves his own network. Ninja Warrior is proof that Japanese television is a billion times better than American television.

Books:

Cyberpunk fiction is a dead format. Transgressive fiction is dying. I mainly read magazines. Bizarre Magazine is totally worth the outrageous cover price, and I buy it every month.

Heroes:

Let me think about this one.

My Blog

Hallowe'en Zombie Walk...

This is a repost, don't know how many people noticed it the first time around. The zombie walk is gonna be a rad thing to do, not too late to interfere with your Hallowe'en plans (if you have any) and...
Posted by ZxRO on Sat, 29 Oct 2005 04:14:00 PST

Ok, it is official...

Patton Oswalt is the funniest motherfucker on the face of the planet. That is all.
Posted by ZxRO on Tue, 30 Aug 2005 09:11:00 PST

Lucky food day...

So I go get lunch today, and the guy accidentally charged my debit card only $1. He pointed it out and said "I guess you only pay $1 today". Then I order pizza tonite, and they delivered the wrong kin...
Posted by ZxRO on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 09:58:00 PST

Ok alright FINE I'll post!..

So it has been a little bit since I updated my blog thing. Not that anyone really reads it, but I might as well use it, be a proper myspaceman and stuff. Started my new job, been there for a whopping ...
Posted by ZxRO on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

WOO HOO FUCK YEAH!!!

I got a job!!! I start Monday!!! I will be making lots of $$$!!! I AM BACK MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
Posted by ZxRO on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

MSI (LIVE)...

So MSI managed to sell out the Showbox this time. Every time they come to town, they play in front of a sellout crowd (sellout, lol). Every time they come to town they play a bigger venue. How is t...
Posted by ZxRO on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Faint (LIVE)...

I am glad I have wonderful friends (like the lovely Miss Charlie Drown) that take me to see awesome shows (like The Faint). Makes me happy for awhile. And for the record, The Faint are pretty much ...
Posted by ZxRO on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What we knew already...

You scored as Anarchism. Anarchism83_font>Fascism67_font>Democrat58_font>Socialist50_font>Communism42_font>Republican25_font>Green25_font>Nazi8_font>What Political Party Do Your Beliefs Put You In?cr...
Posted by ZxRO on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Yeouch...

It's funny, I don't remember falling down last night. Of course I did walk home by myself, so there probably weren't any witnesses anyway. However, when I woke up this morning, my wrist hurt like a bi...
Posted by ZxRO on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What a fucking night...

Notice anything different about my profile? Just when I thought things in my life couldn't get more fucked up, I find out I couldn't be more fucking wrong....
Posted by ZxRO on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST