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Melissa

If life is a dream, better you dread the waking.

About Me

Let's see... I like video games, pretty much all of them, except for sports games(sorry, they suck.). I LOVE UFC. I love animals and I like them alive so I don't eat them. I love the occasional individual but hate the majority of humans...a lot. I love my job, more so the people who work there(they've become a second family to me). I really got into last season's Dancing With the Stars. Crows and the Three-toed Sloths are 2 of my favorite animals. I like to sing when no one is around... I don't drink alcohol, most of the time. I am slightly obsessed with candy/pastries. I am also slightly obsessed with cheese. I like food, I really, really like food. I've never been on an airplane. People who don't use their turn signals really piss me off for some reason... I love dancing. I have a secret passion for Latin music. I have 2 adorable nieces, Natalie and Eva. I love to laugh and I am a very clumsy person. I have no life, I'm a total dork and I'm okay with that, for the time being at least.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who isn't a stupid asshole.

And one more thing, if you don't send me a message with your friend request, I WILL NOT ADD YOU AS A FRIEND. YOU HEAR ME? I WILL NOT FUCKING ADD YOU GODDAMN IT!

My Blog

Goodbye Beth's Cafe...

On the first of this month, I quit my job.  To put it simply, I could no longer endure the abuse from the upper management without betraying who I am, without betraying what I believe in.To those of y...
Posted by on Mon, 04 May 2009 22:52:00 GMT

Finally...

I have a working computer again.  I'm sorry to anyone who I have neglected or unintentionally ignored over the past few months.  I will try to diligently answer any and all emails that I have received...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Apr 2009 06:26:00 GMT

Ima wetbrained lush

So last night will be the last time that I drink anything alcoholic for a very, very long time.  For those of you who saw me last night, I'm sorry you had to witness that.  Scooter, thank yo...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Nov 2008 20:23:00 GMT

UFC 91

It has been completely spoiled for me.  Randy Couture, I love you and you will always be my hero.  Thank you for being a bad ass. 
Posted by on Wed, 19 Nov 2008 02:03:00 GMT

Update? I dunno...

So it's been a really long time since I've posted anything on here.  I had pretty much given up on it, mainly cos most of the time I don't have anything worth while to say, which is still true, b...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Nov 2008 04:35:00 GMT