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Thee Iron Maiden

FUCK OFF!!!

About Me

"I was born to rock and roll, everything i need. Born with the hammer down,I was built for speed"

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My Interests

as long as i am able to grace this earth for one more day i try and make the best of it...first and foremost, i believe laughter is the best medicine for anything in addition to motoing thru the woods on a horse thats ready for anything.i am passionate about rat bikes and hot rods,drag racing,making fun of bikers w windshields, loud music,sick ink,the ocean,mountains, writing, your mom, Lemmy, making fun of people who fall down and try to act like no one saw, flaming wheelchairs,tv wheelcars and anything on wheels for that matter, shitty vegetarian food,concerts, tanks and machine guns, sex, making fun of bad tattoos,stand up comedy,working on the gun show, Zoe,in addition to devising schematics for a heist.

I'd like to meet:

i hate everyone

Music:

motorhead, iron maiden, judas fuckin priest, black sabbath, rush, cream, ac/dc, thin lizzy, zepplin, the beatles, accept, saxon, riot, twisted sister,KISS, elf, deep purple, rainbow, DIO, aerosmith, zz topp, jethro tull,JOHNNY CASH,waylon jennings, allman brothers, hank III, rebel son, fuckin' slayer, sepultura, carnivore, type-o, metallica(cliff burton forever!), L7, seven year bitch, betty blowtorch, lunachicks, the stray cats, social distortion, reverend horton heat, white zombie,nashville pussy, ministry...

Movies:

stupid movies that i can watch 10 thousand times that never get old- talladega nights,jackass number two, anchorman, dumb and dumber, freddy got fingered, billy madison, tommy boy, black sheep,the water boy, cannibal-the musical, blazing saddles, spinal tap... usually i find i am the only one laughing hard, or at all for that matter, in the group. goodfellas, taxi driver, reservoir dogs, pulp fiction, king of new york, e.t.,del amore del amorte,evil dead, army of darkness, zombie, night of the living dead, dawn of the dead(original), creature from the black lagoon, nosferatu, frankenstein.

Television:

family guy, south park, reno 911, home movies, dukes of hazzard,...but do i have time to watch any of the shit...not a fuckin chance.

Books:

oh the places you'll go by dr. suess.

Heroes:

ME,johnny cash, indian larry,

My Blog

Regarding Life Questions

What Will You Be? by Dennis Lee They never stop asking me "What will you be?-- A doctor, a dancer, A diver at sea?" They never stop bugging me: "What will you be?" As if they expect me to Stop being m...
Posted by Thee Iron Maiden on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 12:34:00 PST

what friendship means to me

Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship: 1. When...
Posted by Thee Iron Maiden on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 05:35:00 PST

VEGI'S-EAT ME!

Have you given up meat in pursuit of a healthier lifestyle, or perhaps it's the little creatures that got to ya? Either way to you find yourself starving and salivating when your overindulgent family ...
Posted by Thee Iron Maiden on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 06:00:00 PST