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GOTH COMEDIAN

GIVING COMEDY THE EXTREME MAKEOVER IT DESPERATELY NEEDS!!!

About Me

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My Interests

Making people laugh until tears roll down their face....

I'd like to meet:

Gothic/Industrial fans, Comedy fans, Funny intelligent people....and oh yeah BUTT-WHITE PALE WOMEN!!!!

Music:

Ministry, Massive Attack, NIN, The Replacements, Rammstein, Neil Diamond, Bauhaus, My Bloody Valentine, White Zombie, The Cure, Chemical Brothers, Kool Keith, Josie and The Pussycats

Movies:

The Hunger, Henry Fool, Ghost World,Up In Smoke, Fast Times At Ridgemont High, The Last American Virgin, Trainspotting, Blue Velvet, The Thin Blue Line, Betty Page Bondage Films

Television:

30 Days, 60 Minutes, Beavis and Butthead, The Sopranos, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Dexter, The Shield, IFC, VH1 Classic

Books:

The Sadness of Sex - Barry Yourgrau Love Dance of the Mechanical Animals - Maggie Estep Influence - Dr Robert Cardini

Heroes:

Maggie Estep, Tori Amos, Rodney Dangerfield, Ralph Nader, GG Allin, Richard Pryor, Sam Kinison, Bill Cosby, Johnny Rotten, Lydia Lunch, Jello Biafra

My Blog

READ ALL ABOUT ME....

....well sort of...I'd like to think I still have my air of hilarious mystery about me...but I was profiled in this month's issue of American Gothique magazine... Matter of fact, this May issue c...
Posted by GOTH COMEDIAN on Mon, 05 May 2008 12:09:00 PST

...and the Goth Comedian Oscar goes to...

I was listening to the Howard Stern Show on the way home and Howard made a joke about Academy Awardwinning screenwriter/former stripper Diablo Cody that wen something like..."What strip club hired her...
Posted by GOTH COMEDIAN on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 06:21:00 PST

The top 10 breakup songs of all time

  1. Love Will Tear Us Apart - Joy Division 2. Ava Adore - Smashing Pumpkins 3. I Hope Your Happy Now - Elvis Costello 4. Nobody's Fool - Cinderella 5. Teardrop - Massive Attack 6. Hold...
Posted by GOTH COMEDIAN on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 09:29:00 PST

(UN) Happy Velentine’s Day...it bears repeating....

Ah, tis the season...the season of lovers....the time when couples wearing matching sweaters and forced smiles make reservations at the classy restaurants like Hungry Hunter and Cheesecake Factory whe...
Posted by GOTH COMEDIAN on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 09:27:00 PST

HAVE WE AS A SOCIETY LOST OUR MINDS ????

I was in Vegas watching the Super Bowl this weekend. Luckily I was hanging out with friends who only had, as I had, a cursory interest in the game itself so I was spared the orgasmic screaming of over...
Posted by GOTH COMEDIAN on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:16:00 PST

Maybe it is all the absinthe I have consumed talking....

...but I declare 2008 THE YEAR OF THE FUNNY GOTH!!!! ...nothing will stop me now...be warned.... oh, and Happy New Year to all my friends in MySpace land and beyond....     02/09/08...
Posted by GOTH COMEDIAN on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 02:58:00 PST

MY FILTHY MOUTH....

...I was talking to my friend last week who had assorted old friends and relatives visiting....I suggested that since he had that many people in the house, he should play a game of "Scene It" referrin...
Posted by GOTH COMEDIAN on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 12:54:00 PST

I was watching the Democratic debate...

...and Wolf Blitzer asked Dennis Kucinich about him being the ONLY candidate who voted against The Patroit Act and Dennis responds "Because I read it!" Then says "Wouldn't it be nice to have a Preside...
Posted by GOTH COMEDIAN on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 02:46:00 PST

Finally....some GREAT MUSIC !!!!!!

I blog a lot about music as it is something I am passionate about, almost as much as comedy...lately though, there has been precious little to get passionate about...that is why I was stoked to downlo...
Posted by GOTH COMEDIAN on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 08:27:00 PST

My Kind of Town part 2....

When I was in Chicago for Gothicfest....one of the 1st locals was an otherwise lovely young woman doing splits (we got in a randy discussion of how to use that type of flexibility in bed, and she was ...
Posted by GOTH COMEDIAN on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 11:43:00 PST