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el CHRISTO

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About Me

I live in New Orleans - Stay away from here/ I keep trying to leave but, for some reason... I cant!Dolly Pardon is great. Are you an alcoholic? I try everyday to have just one "afternooner" but it turns into 4am and im like damn, i did it again: I tried to quit drinking once, it truly was the worst 14 minutes of my life. They say I'm UNSINKABLE. what is that?Make up is my PASSION: So are you. I absolutly hate mustard. I adore plastic surgeryI'm not really doing anything today. Are you thirsty? I sure am. Layout Created at Mspremade.com

My Interests

dior, Hari Krishna, shiny things, gold fabric, paint, red shoes, underware, amanda lepore, dr. pepper, lip injections, chanel, spray paint, black trannies, vodka, champagne, theater, afternoon rain showers, new orleans, ethel barrymore, sex, politics, talking, smoking, drinking, exhibiting, cartwheels, myspace, pot, laughing, people, gretta garbo, fabulous women, dogs, new york, naked dips in the pool, red lipstick, you, alcohol, armani, big hair, drinking, drinks, fabulous things, fendi, gorgeous things, gucci, italians, mascara, pills, plastic surgery, vivienne westwood

I'd like to meet:

someone quite hideous, to make me really shine
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Christo
Birthday: 20 January
Birthplace: The poorest hospital in new orleans
Current Location: Magazine street, some bar, wanna join me for a drink?
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: depends on how much had to drink...
Right Handed or Left Handed: does it matter? I use which ever is closest
Your Heritage: who hasnt left something in me? I'm world famous...
The Shoes You Wore Today: I dont remember
Your Weakness: Champaigne
Your Fears: Im pretty fearless: oh, Roaches!
Your Perfect Pizza: cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: tits, and an affair with your husband.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: omg
Thoughts First Waking Up: time for church. where's my moonshine
Your Best Physical Feature: my hair, my voice, my eyes... its all rather attractive
Your Bedtime: wnenever the coke wares off
Your Most Missed Memory: I try not to have them
Pepsi or Coke: coke... defently coke.
MacDonalds or Burger King: rallys
Single or Group Dates: the more the merrier
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: long island
Chocolate or Vanilla: whichever is biggest...
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee, black
Do you Smoke: like a chimney
Do you Swear: some of those words are just so dirty, I cant help myself
Do you Sing: of course
Do you Shower Daily: God, yes
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: can you imagine... peggy lee with a PhD? in what?
Do you want to get Married: I dont think it'll give
Do you belive in yourself: tremendously
Do you get Motion Sickness: never. I am always in motion. i never get sick. except for that time i had gonnorhea... lol.
Do you think you are Attractive: dont you?
Are you a Health Freak: more health conscience
Do you get along with your Parents: I simply WORSHIP them
Do you like Thunderstorms: I am one
Do you play an Instrument: i'll play whatever you want me to. the question is: will it be good?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Is this a serious one?
In the past month have you Smoked: Everything but the drapes
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Saks, Saturday afternoon
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: I was born for the stage
In the past month have you been Dumped: only last night. and this morning. and right now.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes, the lobby of the 4 seasons... lol. i wasnt invited back
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: just another one of my friends husbands... ;o/
Ever been Drunk: once or twice...
Ever been called a Tease: once
Ever been Beaten up: those bitches tried to kill me
Ever Shoplifted:
How do you want to Die: with appluse
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Natasha Fox
What country would you most like to Visit:
Number of things in my Past I Regret: absolutly nothing

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Music:

Bjork, Sugercubes, ABBA, Sade, Borroughs, Peaches, Blondie, Nina Hagen, Erykah Badu, Cyndi Lauper, Madonna, Fiona Apple, Postal Service, Dolly Pardon, White Stripes, The Cure, Dead can Dance, Laurie Anderson, patsy cline, Dirty Shanchez,

Movies:

The Cook the Thief His Wife and Her Lover, Flowers in the Attic, cabaret, funny face, auntie mame, the Color Purple,blue velvet,Lauren Becall, Dancer in the Dark, Victor Victoria, breakfast at tiffanys,Crybaby,Tim Burton,Hairspray, Mommie Dearest,Edward Scissor Hands, Peter Pan, Steal Magnolias,The Hunger,The Wizard of Oz, La Grande Bourgeoise,Percilla: Queen of the desert,Drop Dead Fred

Television:

turn it off

Books:

Vogue, William S. Borroughs, The Alchemest, Flannery O'Conner's Short Stories, Poe's Poems,Fran Leboritz, Harper's Bizzar

Heroes:

Micheal Meads, Charles Canada, Louis Verdad, Elizabeth TaylorMadonna - Hollywood

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survey

Full Name::Christo....... Birthday::20 january Birthplace::New Orleans, Louisiana Eye Color::brown Hair Color::brown, shaved at the momentHeight::5' 5''Weight::who knows these daysRight handed or Left...
Posted by el CHRISTO on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 11:01:00 PST

nothing to do

Not that i'm bitching by any means.... but im bored as all hell. I'm sure i could write a list of shit to do for the rest of the day.... but .., i dont feel like it i ate IHOP this morning at 5.30 and...
Posted by el CHRISTO on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 05:34:00 PST

cunts

last place you were:  in the living room-last soda: Dr. Pepper -last beverage: malabu/pineapple -last kiss: Doug B -last movie watched: Beaches -last cd played: Nancy Sinatra- Mix -last bubble ba...
Posted by el CHRISTO on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 05:08:00 PST

tightrope

Last night I dreamed I died and that my life had been rearranged into some kind of theme park. And all my friends were walking up and down the boardwalk. And my dead grandmother was selling cotton can...
Posted by el CHRISTO on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 11:03:00 PST

Diapsalmata

DIAPSALMATA1   What is a poet? An unhappy man who conceals profound anguish in his heart, but whose lips are so fashioned  that when sighs and groans pass over them they sound like beautifu...
Posted by el CHRISTO on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 10:09:00 PST

I let them TRY to kill me.

here is what happened: I was walking home from Sean's house. I was 1 block away. "Hey, u gotta lighter?" "no, sorry." I hear footsteps comming quicker:  slam, my face smashed into the ground. The...
Posted by el CHRISTO on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 07:22:00 PST

cheep saints bull shit

so, it's been a while sence ive blogged to the world. i was beginning to have withdrawls. i have to blog. monday night was that big saints game! woot woot! duce duce!! erayeray and i watched it and we...
Posted by el CHRISTO on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 11:56:00 PST

please take a bath

i didnt want to go to work this morning. but, i did and some guy threw a $50 at me and said have a good day. Into the pocket it went. i had my toes done today and went shopping. i think im developing ...
Posted by el CHRISTO on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 02:21:00 PST

uhhh...

it's been a plesent past couple of days. we canceled the zoo trip... we really just slept thru it. lol. i havent had the urge to kill anyone, so that calls for an a'ok weekend. i was board most of it....
Posted by el CHRISTO on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 01:46:00 PST

trip to the zoo

so far, today has been pretty plesent. i woke up to a text message saying "come to my house?" i went to work, im home now. ill wash some clothes and then go back to work. i think ill got to 80's night...
Posted by el CHRISTO on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 01:01:00 PST