2009 |
Last year, around this time, I predicted with amazing insight that 2008 would see the election of Mitt Romney as the next American president and that I would move to Ireland within the year.That being...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jan 2009 17:17:00 GMT |
S.A.T.s- flying shoe edition |
INSTRUCTIONS:First watch the video above. if the youtube link has expired go to youtube.com and do a search for "george bush msnbc shoe". Then watch it again. Watch it a third time. Grab a n...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Dec 2008 23:17:00 GMT |
Every adult male... |
Every adult male should by law be forced to carry around a laminated picture of his mother.That way, at any given time, you could walk up to any one and ask him to give you a look at the person who wa...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Nov 2008 19:34:00 GMT |
Proud |
Let's be clear; there were several good reasons to vote for John McCain, just like there were several good reasons to vote for Barack Obama.There were also some very bad, very shallow reasons to vote ...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Nov 2008 03:32:00 GMT |
The Sad Thing About This Election Is... |
...that a year ago, when there were more than a dozen people running for president, most people agreed that any of them--whether it be Hillary or Rudy, Mike Huckabee or Dennis Kucinich--would be an im...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Oct 2008 18:06:00 GMT |
4 things you didn’t know about Sarah Palin |
By this point you know a lot about kooky Sarah Palin and her wacky opinions and lack of knowledge.But did you know that...1- When she says that she can see Russia from her house it's because she has s...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 02:42:00 GMT |
Dear Small American Town... |
... we have some bad news.It turns out that you are NOT the crystal meth capital of the United States. In fact it turns out you were never really in contention. The real question here is, Why would yo...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Aug 2008 00:51:00 GMT |
Al Gore will never be president... |
...because elections are held in November.It's hard to convince people in America that the world is too warm in November.If the election was today, he'd win overwhelmingly as a write-in.PS. My whole n...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jul 2008 11:33:00 GMT |
the conversation |
As some of you probably know, when I was a younger man (stronger back, fewer records) I used to travel on trains a lot. This was back around 1999-2001, when trains still had smoking rooms and you coul...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 19:39:00 GMT |
No Matter How I Go... |
... I hope my obituary saysthat I fell overboard midsong and drowned happylike a drunk sailorRIP Billy Ding
Posted by on Mon, 05 May 2008 15:09:00 GMT |
