ballpoint pen doodles, screaming at the roller derby, the bass i left behind, big roy o. sunglasses, dancing on a box, diabolical innocence, gin and regret, boxes of wine, when he calls me baby, hot winter days, everything in the biblical sense, indoor outhouses, big cheap jugs of lambrusco, knowing all along, lesbo pooper sluts, letting it bleed, lipstick on my neck, the masks the monsters wear, the desperate kingdom of love, mrs. polka flax, torturing Barbie and other generic fashion dolls, mutual addiction, robot voices, not playing dead, tight orange underthings, METAL, pussy failure, a rendezvous with you, rhinestone fools, finding the perfect screw, vinegar & cucumbers, the sanctity of male gonads, 4 shot mochas on ice, skinned mechanimals, riding my bicycle with no destination, stardust and rust, unpredicted mood swings, your hands---my throat.
I'd like to meet:
1. Dale Bozzio in a supermarket purchasing watermelons. 2. Dolly Parton topless so I can see how big her nipples are in contrast to her breasts. 3. Harmony Korine. 4. Vanna White. She's gotta teach me how to handle those letters! 5. Nancy Reagan. Nuff said.
I am interested in meeting people with "unrealistic" goals. Who continue to force them into actuality. People who like synthesizers more than guitars. People who want more from life than money, more money, conformity, and comfortable death. People who like to drink. Endlessly. People who will think of me as more than their gay friend. People who like to kiss smokers. People who like poetry and nonsense. People who like to try new food. People who hate routine. People shaped like people. haha. People who are more than their sexuality. People who can think for themselves. People with passion.
My friends are always asking what you're doing to me.
I said, "I'm only coming when you're making me bleed."
Music:
Cheesy dirty electro, retro, new ro, doo wop, trip hop, hip hop, blip pop, 80s pop, new wave, darkwave, no wave, wave wave, lo fi, no fi, drive by, supa fly, funk, synth punk, post punk, get crunk, ooh! I think we drunk.
Movies:
David Lynch, Harmony Korine, John Waters, David Cronenberg, Derek Jarman, Jim Jarmusch, Gregg Araki, 80s dance movies, makeover movies, Mariah Carey films, and "get the girls together to eat ice cream and cookies" romantic comedies.
Television:
TURN ON THE STYLE, TURN OFF THE TV! Motherfuckers. Shit.
PBS makes my heart smile.
Books:
Chuck Palahniuk, Vladimir Nabakov, H.P. Lovecraft, J.D. Salinger, A.M. Homes, Bret Easton Ellis, Beverly Cleary, Tom Robbins, David Sedaris, and generally, modern fiction about self destruction.
Heroes:
AtomicSean, Dale Bozzio, Grace Jones, Harmony Korine, Terri Nunn, Leigh Bowery, Debbie Harry, Debbie Gibson, Dixie Carter, Dave Gahan, Dolly Parton, Kid Icarus, Link, and as always and forever---my first fun-time friend and fellow fashion fiend---Barbie.
