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kalen

There are far worse things awaiting man than death

About Me

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Name: Kalen
Birthday: 12/27/1978
Birthplace: Placerville, California
Current Location: Great Falls, Montana
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'6
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Proud fucking Irish!
The Shoes You Wore Today: DCs
Your Weakness: Beer
Your Fears: Losing the ones close to me
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni I guess
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I Don't have any at the moment
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't use it that much
Thoughts First Waking Up: What a fucked up dream!
Your Best Physical Feature: I don't think that applies to me
Your Bedtime: Whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: Standing in front of the pyramids in Egypt/Spending time with my grandpa
Pepsi or Coke: Jack and Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Taco Bell
Single or Group Dates: Whatever
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Long Island Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee! Fuck Cappuccino!
Do you Smoke: Unfortunately
Do you Swear: Fuck-Shit-Damn-Piss-Hell!
Do you Sing: Hell no.
Do you Shower Daily: Yes. Twice sometimes.
Have you Been in Love: Nope.
Do you want to go to College: Eventually
Do you want to get Married: I don't know.
Do you belive in yourself: When I'm drunk enough.
Do you get Motion Sickness: When I'm drunk enough.
Do you think you are Attractive: When she's drunk enough.
Are you a Health Freak: I drink and smoke so I guess not.
Do you get along with your Parents: Most of the time
Do you like Thunderstorms: Hell Yeah!
Do you play an Instrument: Bass, a little. Never got that good at it. I'm a fucking dilettante.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: Hell no
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Ummm Yeah.
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: When I was a kid.
Ever Shoplifted: When I was kid.
How do you want to Die: As long as it's quick.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Who the fuck knows?
What country would you most like to Visit: Austraila, Ireland, and the UK
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesn't matter.
Favourite Hair Color: Doesn't matter.
Short or Long Hair: Depends
Height: I'm not too picky
Weight: Not too skinny, not too fat
Best Clothing Style: Whatever suits them best.
Number of Drugs I have taken: I'll never tell
Number of CDs I own: Do you really think that I'm gonna count them?
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: 3
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I don't where it begins or ends.
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My Interests

Beer, metal, and movies that fucking bleed.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who'd like to meet me.

Music:

Lamb of God, Unearth, As I lay Dying, Slipknot, Throwdown, In Flames, Fear Factory, Devildriver, Kilswitch Engage, Bleeding Through, American Head Charge, Amon Amarth, Strapping Young Lad, Chimaira, Spineshank, God Forbid, Mudvayne, Muderdolls, Trivium, Static-X, Mushroomhead, A Perfect Circle, Tool, Deftones, All That Remains, Shadows Fall, Children of Bodom, The Huanted, Godsmack, Silent Civilian, Pantera, Type O Negative, Staind, Atreyu, Damageplan, Lacuna Coil, Alice in Chains, Rob Zombie, Stonesour, Rammstein, The Business, Turbonegro, The Ramones, The Misfits, Led Zepplin, Pink Floyd, Lynyrd Skynyrd...just to name a few...

Movies:

Night of the living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Land of the Dead, Return of the Living Dead, Shaun of the Dead, Clockwork Orange, Full Metal Jacket, Hambuger Hill, Platoon, The Deer Hunter, Deliverence, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Jackie Brown, Truth or Consequenses NM, Boondock Saints, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Drawing Flies, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Two Days in the Valley, Natural Born Killers, Blackhawk Down, Saving Private Ryan, Apocolypse Now, The Hunt for Red October, Red Dawn, The Manchurian Candidate, K19:The Widowmaker, Crash, Heat, Mullholland Drive, Lost Highway, Hostel, Saw1 and 2, House of 100 Corpses, The Devil's Rejects, Joyride, Pet Sematary, The Shining, Dracula, Frankenstein, Wolfman, Halloween, Jaws, Snatch, Layer Cake, Wonderland, Boogie Nights, B. Monkey, Goodfellas, Scarface, Final Destination, Constantine, 28 Days Later, I drink your Blood, I spit on your Grave, Wrong Turn, Cabin Fever, The Hole, Rush, Stand by Me, The Breakfast Club, Weird Science, The Thrill Killers, Psycho, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Requim for a Dream, Trainspotting, Pink Floyd The Wall, Amercan History X...fuck I can't name anymore right now.

Television:

Family Guy, Wonder Showzen, Viva La Bam, The Sopranos, Six Feet Under, HBO's Autopsy, Real Time with Bill Maher, Metal Asylum, Uranium, Head Banger's Ball, I also like the History Channel and the Discovery Networks as well.

Books:

"Dead Reckoning" by Dr. Michael Baden.

Heroes:

My parents, my grandpa (RIP) my best friend, Everyone that I served with. You know who you are. I think about all of you everyday.

My Blog

Gotta love Leno!

As for the Bush reference ... you don't have to be a big Bush fan to agree with Leno!   JAY LENO ...   The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine and came across some poll data I fo...
Posted by kalen on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 11:23:00 PST

The Hills Have Eyes 2

 I felt a little compelled to blog about a movie that I just saw. The Hills Have Eyes 2. Aside from the film's piss poor military portrayal, I thought it was fucking fantastic! It was nonstop edg...
Posted by kalen on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 01:37:00 PST

The Weekend of Horrors

I know that we've been home for a week now but I think I owe some long overdue thanks to a lot of people. First off, I need to say that this was the greatest experience of my life. I'm not kidding. I ...
Posted by kalen on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 11:16:00 PST

A crazy night on the road.

This happened over a year ago but, since I haven't posted a blog yet, I thought that it would be a good story to tell. Time and Date: April 16, 2005 2:30 AM. Location: Interstate 90 near Lookout Pass....
Posted by kalen on Thu, 18 May 2006 02:22:00 PST