Local Talent Show!! beat it!! |
http://canstream.co.uk/sheffieldlive/index.php?cat=LocalTale
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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Posted by Axis Dynide on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 08:10:00 PST |
guess who |
big scum sucking butt puppets who eat lemon curd and natural yoghurt sandwiches with fart sprinkles while ajusting the length of thier bollock weights. they use this time to get ready for a night at l... Posted by Axis Dynide on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 07:36:00 PST |
Featured act! |
http://www.canstream.co.uk/sheffieldlive/index.php?cat=Local
TalentShowCheck it out! Posted by Axis Dynide on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 08:56:00 PST |
Corporation |
We are playing at Corporation on Friday 21st December!! We bizzarely cant add this gig on the myspace listings because it's being gay. But it's £4 for a ticket, £5 on the door. To get the ticket, eith... Posted by Axis Dynide on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 12:53:00 PST |
No matter what happens....No more donkey spunk!!! |
dead penises,thats all i can see, all i can hear when i play this long lovely meat harmonica, dough nuts, charcoal, great chundering vomits and pukes and flying saucers of RSI locking my wrist ... Posted by Axis Dynide on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 05:50:00 PST |
strike gold covered lavertory seats |
heard around and around the grapevine, you know how much they can get into a twist sometimes in the past, present and future thats why thier knickers snap, that a great evil was coming [i ho... Posted by Axis Dynide on Fri, 19 May 2006 08:43:00 PST |
we split [an open letter to the public] |
poo willy bum bum bum we have split..............................yes thats right me and my shpincter have now parted company i wish him the best of luck for the future Posted by Axis Dynide on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 12:29:00 PST |
elton john |
found out today tams hero is elton john he found a peice of cake trapped between his pendulous piss flaps and ate scum off the toilet seat he digs felchingthis is god honest truth!!!!!!!... Posted by Axis Dynide on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 09:44:00 PST |