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Axis Dynide

very similar to a chewed marble surface

About Me

Anal joy...

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 10/24/2005
Band Website: THIS IS IT
Band Members: Tam - Bass VoxKrys - Guitar VoxTaz - Drums
Influences: Tool, The Mars Volta, Soundgarden, Morphine, Frank Zappa, King Crimson, Urotsukidoji, R Kelly’s Trapped In A Closet, Guitar Noobs, Twin Peaks and etc... ..

Sounds Like: "a giant lump of playdoh repeatedly splattered against a balding white rappers forehead"
Record Label: Mentholman Records
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Local Talent Show!! beat it!!

http://canstream.co.uk/sheffieldlive/index.php?cat=LocalTale ntShowYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Axis Dynide on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 08:10:00 PST

guess who

big scum sucking butt puppets who eat lemon curd and natural yoghurt sandwiches with fart sprinkles while ajusting the length of thier bollock weights. they use this time to get ready for a night at l...
Posted by Axis Dynide on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 07:36:00 PST

Featured act!

http://www.canstream.co.uk/sheffieldlive/index.php?cat=Local TalentShowCheck it out!
Posted by Axis Dynide on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 08:56:00 PST

Corporation

We are playing at Corporation on Friday 21st December!! We bizzarely cant add this gig on the myspace listings because it's being gay. But it's £4 for a ticket, £5 on the door. To get the ticket, eith...
Posted by Axis Dynide on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 12:53:00 PST

No matter what happens....No more donkey spunk!!!

  dead penises,thats all i can see, all i can hear when i play this long lovely meat harmonica, dough nuts, charcoal, great chundering vomits and pukes and flying saucers of RSI locking my wrist ...
Posted by Axis Dynide on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 05:50:00 PST

strike gold covered lavertory seats

heard around and around the grapevine, you know how much they can get into a twist sometimes in the past, present and future thats why thier knickers snap, that a great evil was coming [i ho...
Posted by Axis Dynide on Fri, 19 May 2006 08:43:00 PST

we split [an open letter to the public]

poo willy bum bum bum we have split..............................yes thats right me and my shpincter have now parted company i wish him the best of luck for the future
Posted by Axis Dynide on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 12:29:00 PST

elton john

found out today tams hero is elton john he found a peice of cake trapped between his pendulous piss flaps and ate scum off the toilet seat he digs felchingthis is god honest truth!!!!!!!...
Posted by Axis Dynide on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 09:44:00 PST