Miss Twin Peaks |
Well gosh, I sure am glad I didn't win Miss Twin Peaks. In all honesty I was quite terrified of entering, but Bobby talked me into it somehow. Had I known the winner would be abducted and beaten up, I...
Posted by Shelley Johnson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Where are the rest of you? |
You know who I haven't seen in a long time? James, Mike, Norma, Big Ed, my husband Leo (still), and lots of other folks. Where are the rest of you hiding at? There seems to be a resurgence of the dead...
Posted by Shelley Johnson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Bobby & I are engaged! |
Yes, my knight in shining armor, Bobby Briggs finally proposed to me. We're talking about getting married next year or possibly in '92. Of course, I can't wed him until I divorce Leo. Which reminds me...
Posted by Shelley Johnson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
WEIRD BEHAVIOR AROUND TOWN |
Is it me, or have things been a little more strange than usual in town lately. Norma's little sis Annie has been spending a lot of time in front of mirrors lately and keeps telling me to write things ...
Posted by Shelley Johnson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
HAS ANYONE SEEN LEO? |
Has anyone seen my husband Leo? He came out of his drooling state, tried to make kindling out of me, and then took off into the woods. The reason I ask, is that I'm kinda concerned he might try to k...
Posted by Shelley Johnson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
