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jorbi

You remind me of me when I was your father's age.

About Me

"Some people are travellers, some people are conquerors, and some people just don't know where to go. They're called YOUR MOTHER! Huh?"
First of all, check out my bands: Summer Villains

and: The Fall Leaves

Other music acts I am/am part of/was part of include: Mister Beatdown, AM Winter, The Hovitos, Safari Attack, Switchblade, Groove Palestine, 'Burban Shotgun Party, Hip Tanaka, Bluegrazer and John Sloth Jr.

My Interests

not sleep

I'd like to meet:

Chinese people.

Music:

red sovine, fela kuti, morricone and the beatles

Movies:

y'know that movie with the thing about the guy?

Television:

The best show on tv: The McLaughlin Group, Twin Peaks, Aqua Teen, Northern Exposure, Pardon the Interruption, Scare Tactics, Tom Goes to the Mayor

Books:

Mother Night, All things Beatrix Potter

Heroes:

people who have been victimized

My Blog

the need... the need for z's

Not sleeping always seems like a better idea when you're not tired from having not slept.
Posted by jorbi on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 08:52:00 PST

things to worry about

I'm getting older. My brain is failing more every day. One day I'm a young altar boy sneaking drinks of church wine (while NOT being molested thank you very much) and the next think I know, I'm an o...
Posted by jorbi on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 11:06:00 PST

dunno

Don't have much to say but I'll try and force it...I wonder if peanut butter was the first non-butter item that humans attempted to butter. Why not celery butter? It sounds gross but celerty salt is...
Posted by jorbi on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 09:57:00 PST

...

Well look forward, cuz that's where yer going. And remember, cute puppies don't last forever.
Posted by jorbi on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 11:10:00 PST

racisiosity

Okay, since I'm not THAT drunk, I thought it'd be a good time to comment on race issues in America. First of all, for the record, I don't buy into the notion of race as most folks see it. Sure, ther...
Posted by jorbi on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 10:44:00 PST

understanding

i don't expect you to understand my pain... but i at least expect you to understand 3rd grade mathematics. d'har d'har d'harme make joke
Posted by jorbi on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 09:10:00 PST

1-800-216-5511

Some stuff to blabber about. I should probably apply to the Art Instruction School. I wanna know how to shittily paint purple cars and sunsets. Seriously... does the Art Instruction School really m...
Posted by jorbi on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 11:48:00 PST

possible new t-shirt purchase

Am I the only one that thinks I have to get this? Am I the only one who thinks it would make me the coolest kid on the bus? Am I the only one who drives his own, private school bus to work every day...
Posted by jorbi on Mon, 29 May 2006 06:47:00 PST

brody beisbol

My little hombre, Brody Beisbol, wandered off this afternoon and hasn't come back yet. This is suprisingly stressful. I can't sleep. It doesn't look good.
Posted by jorbi on Thu, 25 May 2006 12:08:00 PST

antiques roadshow

seriously... i really fucking love antiques roadshow. i wanna find me a girl that makes me feel the way antiques roadshow does. also she should be hot.
Posted by jorbi on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 10:37:00 PST