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Random bullshit friend requests will receive viruses.

About Me

I love to torment stupid mass friend-requesting bands, companies and spammers.

My Interests

Maow, shelving and the mysterious power of Fantomah.

I'd like to meet:

a design job.

Music:

Velvet Underground and Roky Erickson's acoustic works.

Movies:

Phantasm, Phantasm 2, Phantasm 3: Lord of the Dead, Phantasm: OblivIVion

Television:

Lost, Heroes, Nip/Tuck.

Books:

100 Bullets. Walking Dead. Alan Moore, Warren Ellis, Brian K. Vaughn.

My Blog

Creative Control (cool new stuff)

I've been feeling the creative vibe these days. I just finished an animated portfolio video for my (now updated with videos) Youtube page AND I uploaded the video I made for NapalmChariotOverlord back...
Posted by Neil Ofsteel" on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 06:52:00 PST

Our victory: a review

as you can tell, there's not a whole lot going on with me right now. This is fron The Stranger's Line Out online blog thingee. Seattle, Meet Your New Pop Culture Trivia ChampionsPosted by Megan Seling...
Posted by Neil Ofsteel" on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 10:59:00 PST

Out-Nerding the Dweeb-King

so once again, LouKingDiamondPhillipsHeadScrewDriver, the trivia team founded by myself and Chris Cab, pwned the regional championships for the All-Star Pop Culture trivia finals, taking home yet...
Posted by Neil Ofsteel" on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 04:22:00 PST

The Half-Price Books theory

I could spend every dollar I ever make at this place. Because of this, Half Price Books is both amazing and pure evil. Any book, graphic novel, comic book, movie, record, cassette, CD or video I've ev...
Posted by Neil Ofsteel" on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 11:51:00 PST

My latest review!

courtesy of Sleazegrinder.com:Next up is Sunday Night Blackout. SNB's music has a powerhouse arena rock sound. This is due much in part to Miss Simona's un-fucking-stoppable skin skills. SNB drummer M...
Posted by Neil Ofsteel" on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 08:01:00 PST

Some Flyers I made recently

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Posted by Neil Ofsteel" on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 05:53:00 PST

How did Jimmy know Mario 3?

How did Jimmy Woods know how to use the raccoon tail? How to fly and find that warp? I don't think anyone would have found the damn thing if it weren't for that movie.ALSO:did video game competitions ...
Posted by Neil Ofsteel" on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 01:53:00 PST

Exclusive Online Art show vol. 2!!

Due to underwhelming demand for ridiculous bullshit, here's some more "exclusive online artwork:"Reddings-CoreCaught in the Line of Fucked-UpA Bogus JourneyProbably more to come!...
Posted by Neil Ofsteel" on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 01:36:00 PST

Exclusive online art show!

McHellfireJerkface '89Countertop RedYep, this is what I go to school for....
Posted by Neil Ofsteel" on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 03:05:00 PST

Over the Hill?

I am approaching my late 20's. On October 6th, I will be having a massive orgy, er, party at the Chop Suey. It's also Derek's birthday.Here's the low down:Sunday Night BlackoutBullet ClubWizards of Wo...
Posted by Neil Ofsteel" on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 08:30:00 PST