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Tell you mom the Ataris said thanx for the bitchin wheels, Bitch!

About Me

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Michael
Birthday: July 20, 1986
Birthplace: Corpus Christi, Texas
Current Location: ditto
Eye Color: yes?
Hair Color: maybe...
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: LEFTY'S RULE BITCHES!!!!
Your Heritage: hispanic
The Shoes You Wore Today: vans
Your Weakness: being bitten by someone. makes me weak in the knees
Your Fears: to die by any form of suffocation or asphyxiation
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni, black olive, mushroom, sausage...and more black olives
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: keep a job for a whole year
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: .n.((O.o)).n.
Thoughts First Waking Up: i'm hard...
Your Best Physical Feature: my eyes? all 3 of them...
Your Bedtime: subject to change whenever i'm inebriated
Your Most Missed Memory: having a boyfriend
Pepsi or Coke: ROOT BEER
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King...i work at McD's it fucking sucks
Single or Group Dates: erm....either/or
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: hells yeah
Do you Swear: fuck no
Do you Sing: only when i shower
Do you Shower Daily: only when i sing
Have you Been in Love: too many times
Do you want to go to College: undecided
Do you want to get Married: Bush won't let me
Do you belive in yourself: when i daydream
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when i move
Do you think you are Attractive: nope
Are you a Health Freak: hahahaha no
Do you get along with your Parents: 1/2 of the pair
Do you like Thunderstorms: my favorite
Do you play an Instrument: violin, trumbone, drums, some guitar, and a professional meatflute...ist
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: i'm probably drunk right now
In the past month have you Smoked: yeah...every second of it
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no...just weed
In the past month have you gone on a Date: in the past year....decade....century...millenium...1999
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: i is a mallrat
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i'm allergic to cream-filled goodness
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: hell yeah
In the past month have you been on Stage: umm..i believe it was shakespeare who said, "all the world is a stage." so no
In the past month have you been Dumped: to be dumped that would mean that you would have to be dating someone...i don't date, mainly because the very site of me horrifies small woodland creatres
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: fat people can't go skinny dipping
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: beer bust
Ever been Drunk: no but i've been strunk stoned/drunk
Ever been called a Tease: no...i always give it up...
Ever been Beaten up: i beat my own meat...does that count?
Ever Shoplifted: i stole this computer...HORRAY FOR LUDING!!
How do you want to Die: giving myself head
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: an adult
What country would you most like to Visit: ireland...i love that irish accent...it makes me randy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any
Favourite Hair Color: doesn't matter
Short or Long Hair: whatev...
Height: no midgets
Weight: i hate skinny people.
Best Clothing Style: nude
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1 i poke smot
Number of CDs I own: many
Number of Piercings: antimany
Number of Tattoos: unmany
Number of things in my Past I Regret: everything
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My Interests

drinking, smoking weed, and all other types of ill shit

I'd like to meet:

um..let's see...Bjork, the guy that does the opening for that unsolved mysteries show,....erm..your mom, The Mars Volta, and Trent Reznor %D%A %D%A

Television:

Invader Zim, Queer as Folk, Dead Like Me, Absolutly Fabulous, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Futurama...pretty much everything on the AS lineup. and that's about it.

Books:

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My Blog

GOOGLISM.COM

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The "Not Mah Favorite" Blog

This is where my my homies and everyone else can come and post things that they downright despise...and not even that, you can post thoughts and pictures that give you that "weirded out" feeling.
Posted by Øolar {King of Swine} on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST