CSI. I hope that show causes cancer. |
I watched one episode when the series first started. I made a promise to myself to never fucking watch it again. Well guess what, I made the mistake of watching one tonight. For fucks sake I didn't kn...
Posted by The Reverend Salty Pirate on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 08:40:00 PST |
I too will meet the secret police! |
I got to witness first hand how the Achusnet PD execute an arrest last night. Anyway I got a job yesterday with the request by the customer I arrive at 4. I get to the house at exactly 4 and hang out ...
Posted by The Reverend Salty Pirate on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 08:04:00 PST |
Hooters, or jerk off booths fun for the whole family? |
Here I am sitting in the Warwick Hooters enjoying the view but not so much the food when I have the urge to tinkle. Ok so I make my way to the bathroom and when I entered I had a disturbing reve...
Posted by The Reverend Salty Pirate on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 09:46:00 PST |
Definition of decease. |
Her short awful child like fingers run along my chest. She whispers in my ear "What are you thinking?" Her thin lips meet mine. Her breath has a distinct subtle smell to it. I think it is corn. I die ...
Posted by The Reverend Salty Pirate on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 06:01:00 PST |
Our father, give us this day our daily bullshit.... |
This is the spell checked version! The Romans created it to control us and wage war for land under the pretense that it was for a God. Now in 2006 it still reins supreme underground flanking us gett...
Posted by The Reverend Salty Pirate on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 02:06:00 PST |
Religious hypocrisy at it's finest. |
On her US radio show, Dr. Laura Schlesinger said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumsta...
Posted by The Reverend Salty Pirate on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 04:02:00 PST |
Hot shit. Come and get it! |
A customer called me a hot shit today. Funny, first thing to come to mind was not a savvy young carpenter but an actual heaping steaming pile of hot shit. Is there something profoundly demen...
Posted by The Reverend Salty Pirate on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 08:27:00 PST |
Try Honesty. |
I'm not actually reading at this very moment. Savannah takes her men like her coffee&BLACK! And when it comes to ordering cock, she wants nothing less than a Venti Triple-Mocha! This 19 year old sweet...
Posted by The Reverend Salty Pirate on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 10:37:00 PST |
Shallow Graves. |
Check out this site. http://www.geocities.com/posers_n_loosers/POSERS.html I guess i'm a "Loose" poser? I think it means free spirit. Now you need to look up "Slander" in the dictionary you ...
Posted by The Reverend Salty Pirate on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 01:08:00 PST |
