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Joe Minnitte is currently plotting the assassination of all reality shows except for the biggest loser. There is nothing funnier than fat people crying on television as they run 10 feet. I get it. I also wrote a great sitcom based on my life called "Poor Joe," that is hysterical, but people would rather watch some wannabe chef have to make a gourmet meal out of some old shoes and an onion. The sitcom died as soon as I wrote the script, which is ironic considering the script is about how everything goes wrong for me. What has this world come to? Flav-O-Flav, Bret Michaels, Dancing with the Stars...Most of the time I need people to tell me which one is the star and which one is the dancer. They use the term "Star" a bit loose is all I'm saying. I know what you're saying; "This isn't the usual Joe Minnitte burst on the comedy scene" type of biography. We all know that's horse crap anyway. We all know who is actually writing the bio. Me baby. So I'll let you assume that I have nothing but good things to say about myself. I've moved on from writing in the third person. I've worked with most of the great comedians of our time, but does that make me funny. Nope. So I'll let you decide. I know you'll make the right decision.