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Mika

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

Bigboned myohypertrophic nancy-drew-type femme, wet thighs, likes synapse-zapping cinematography, curious music, evocative words, clever ideas.
Check out my friendster profile for more details.

My blog is called mikarrhea
MikaFAQ:
Are you really that old?
Yes, but I compensate by being very immature.
I'm [17, 20, 25, 39. . .]. Are you into younger guys?
Smart, cute, not-altogether-straight ones. I'm not your typical run-of-the-milf.
What are you?
Are/Aren't you really a woman/man/tranny/pre-op?
These questions are all ultimately about membership. That is, what they're really wondering is whether I currently have a . . . um . . . member, ever had one, or will have one in the future. All I can say is a real lady never reveals her membership status, much less imparts her poonanny chronicles, to someone with whom she hasn't become properly acquainted. If, however, you do get to know me in the real world, I'll be only too happy, even out in public, as friends will testify, to let you put your hand all the way up my skirt . . . and clamp that snoopy hand securely between my puissant thighs for the rest of the evening, releasing it at last a crushed, bloodless, and odoriferous bloom.
What do mean by you "inventing music"? Isn't that like Al Gore saying he invented the internet?
Ha . . . Ha. . . .
I would've written "writing music," except that I rarely undertake actually to write it down. Some hasty garageband-driven recordings of mine can be heard here.
I did actually write out and arrange the wedding music when I got married, in a previous century. I've posted some movements from the parodic Latin mass — hissy recordings of an under-rehearsed orchestra and choir before a midwinter audience of tuberculars in a chilly echo chambe — i mean, of loved ones at the university church. Among the movements are the dreamy, not to say soporific, Semper Ubi Sub Ubi (get it?) and the rather more sprightly, not to say unnecessarily loud and busy, Callucallei/Frabjus Dei Reprise
Unsolicited blurbs from my inbox:
sexy as hell, john wild cam shots Visionary Consultant Your a dude,an ugly one too.I can see your five O'clock shadow,your gross ,be honest with people scum bag.Your a man so be one! Mark nice pic hot legs mike CUTE PICS VERY SEXY
M/46/NH matt i would love to get naked wuith you and lick ya whole body! Boston's Finezt Subject: stunning
Body: Thank you for sharing your beauty Ben Subject: Greetings from Germany
Body: Hi Mika,
I found your profile by in myspace.com accidentally. I like your photos, you are a very beautiful woman.
Best wishes from Germany Werner
P.S. Please excuse my bad english Subject: WTF???
Body: You look like that guy from silence of the lambs. SPUD Subject: Hey want to cum....
Body: Hey, how are you? I hope you do not take offense to this, but I was wondering if you would consider having phone sex with me. You are very hot, and I like your pics! If this is something you would consider, please let me know. Thanks. Jason hello i am a m/w/bi/m 39 would you like for me to have sex with you. kevin i was wondering if u are into younger guys. because i am into older women. and u are beautiful.
i hope to hear from u soon HENRY Cute pic's what are you up too. Schrick your a guy dont fool yourself Don Banks I just wanted to let you know that I came across your page and just thought you were an absolutely beautiful...are you into younger guys? Hooooooooo-Kiiiiiiiiiiid hello i hope you dont mind me saying that you are one the most beautiful females i have ever seen in my life and i would realy like to add youi as a friend ronald hello how are you? you have a really attractive prof. pic and just wanted to stop in to give you that compliment. i am a 29m from allston and wanted to stop in to give you that compliment denis Date: Sep 15 2006 4:12 AM
Subject: MMMMMMMM
Body: GOT HOT WIT THAT PICTURE U HAVE.CORSETTE ONE.OR WATEVER U CALL IT.PLUS UR BIG KISSABLE LIPPS.MMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMM ANYTIME BABDOLL
DANCE WITH ME

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Date: Sep 15 2006 5:04 PM
Subject: RE: RE: MMMMMMMM
Body:
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Mika
Date: Sep 15, 2006 1:59 PM
thanks! that's sweet!
m.
ur very welcum hotstuff.i enjoyed loooking.;-)~ hehe
DANCE WITH ME

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Date: Sep 15 2006 5:34 PM
Subject: OH NO WAYYY
Body: FUK THAT.I THOUGHT I WERE SUM UGLEE ASS WOMAN I COULD GET PICTURES FROM,NOT A FRIKKEN MAN.JEEESH SICKO..DERANGED IDIOT.
DANCE WITH ME HEY FAGGOT...YOU HAVE A PENIS...GET OVER IT TREVOR one of those long drawn out myspace trips where you end up at a profile and you have no idea how you got there. tonight you were the end of my road...actually i am a one time philosophy major so i think i made my way to you through wittgenstein....anyway you have a wonderful profile. definitely the most original and interesting person i have seen on here in a long time. Cheers! nickSubject: hey
Body: do u have any naughty pics?

Jesse Eddur

Subject: In Lust
Body: You had me at wet thighs-want to know more beautiful!

Paul

Subject: No Subject
Body: hello! likes you ! licks ......
your many times sexual climax !
forgives me. thanks .

abc

Date: Jan 15, 2008 10:26 AM
Subject: RE: you
Body: I love looking at you,you are so sexyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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Date: Jan 15, 2008 10:10 AM
Subject: RE: you
Body: You are very welcome GOURGOUS!!!!!!!!!!!
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Mika
Date: Jan 14, 2008 11:14 PM
thank you, again!
xo,
mika
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: paul
Date: Jan 14, 2008 8:49 AM
You look so AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Date: Jan 12, 2008 2:40 PM
Subject: WOW
Body: God you are so HOT looking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

paul

My Interests

protracted delirium, spicy food, words, extended make-up sessions, extended make-out sessions, dress-up, nakedness, inventing music

I'd like to meet:

Those whom are acquainted with the objective case of the relative pronoun.

Fantasize about attending a weekend mansion-party, like Hermione's in Women in Love, with David Bowie, Dorothy Parker, Eddie Izzard, John Waters, Shirley Manson, Oscar Wilde, Anais Nin, Ludwig Wittgenstein, Bertrand Russell, Edmund White, Lorrie Moore, Pat Califia, Vlad Nabokov, Helen Dewitt, Donald Cammell, Margaret Cho, Lady Murasaki, Tori Amos, Aimee Mann, Cillian Murphy, Mary Lynn Rajskub, Randall Grahm, and Catullus. Or maybe a week-long cruise. Where someone (other than I) gets murdered. Maybe Catullus (for his bad verses)?

I'd also like to meet Thomas Zwaagstra, since I continue to edit my profile by manipulating a CSS template originally provided by Thomas's Myspace Editor V4.1 — which facilitates putting names to faces among the undifferentiated throng of MySpace's CSS class definitions.

Music:

smart women who write their own music and play piano or electric guitar. 80's new-wave. glamrock. film and tv soundtracks. liszt. gamelan. the dresden dolls. sidewalk driver. adam glasseye. ad frank. sarah rabdau. HUMANWINE. MEandJOANCOLLINS. fluttr effect. robby roadsteamer. the steamy bohemians. logan5 and the runners. clara engel.

Movies:

beyond the valley of the dolls, desperate living, female trouble, faster pussycat kill! kill!, mulholland drive, but i'm a cheerleader, fargo, lebowski, blood simple, clockwork orange, the servant, the go-between, the piano, performance, trainspotting, adaptation, cook thief, anything by john waters, russ meyer, kubrick, roeg, the coens, wiseman, errol morris, ridley scott, charlie kaufman, or monty python.

Television:

l-word (1st season), house (1st 2 seasons), daily show, colbert report, sorkin-era west wing, sherman-palladino-era gilmore girls, orbach-era law and order.

Books:

dictionaries and other reference works -- field guides, usage manuals, stain-removal handbooks

Heroes:

john waters, diogenes, nietzsche, simone de beauvoir, anais nin, tori amos, shirley manson, eddie izzard, david bowie, ludwig wittgenstein, ludwig van beethoven, king ludwig of bavaria, christine jorgenson, paula begoun, gayle rubin, amanda palmer, brian viglione, nellie mckay, mary lynn rajskub, randall grahm

My Blog

Mika gets angry

As I've mentioned in my profile, I have a real blog, mikarrhea, where I post most of what I have to say (although I've slowed down pathetically in the past year, having apparently less and less). I've...
Posted by Mika on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 03:06:00 PST

And then it moves even further!!!

IT'S THE BEST DAY EVER!ok, well. maybe not ever. but it's still pretty good.
Posted by Mika on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 09:20:00 PST

Sometimes the world seems to move slightly in the right direction

For instance, in this case. And, of course, with Rick Santorum's loss!!!!!!!!!!! Whooooooooooooopeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
Posted by Mika on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 09:17:00 PST

A woman has suffered severe burning to her anus after . . .

. . . being struck by lightning which hit her in the mouth and passed right through her body.Natasha Timarovic, 27, was cleaning her teeth at in her home in the Croatian city of Zadar when lightning s...
Posted by Mika on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 08:49:00 PST

Gawker's douche-bag hall of fame

Gawker.com has instituted a timely and invaluable web service, the Douche-Bag Hall of Fame. And the founding douche bags are really doozies. First there's Lucy Gao, whose unbelievably pompous and self...
Posted by Mika on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 08:41:00 PST

um, vile wanker


Posted by Mika on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 08:18:00 PST

Speaking of our numbering system . . . .

when did stand-up comedy emerge? they didn't have stand-up comedy in ancient greece, did they? elizabethan england? olmec mexico? why, again, do _we_ have stand-up comedy? is it a meme? does it give u...
Posted by Mika on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 08:16:00 PST

ONE half of a hit and i'm completely stoned

so ok this is _real_ random neuron firing. honest to goodness.Highdeas, as whatserblog in nyc calls them.i know i'm gonna be sooooooooooo embarrassed about this and take it down. or maybe i'll think t...
Posted by Mika on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 08:15:00 PST

Everything Girl

OK, this is now my new favorite time-wasting site.Note that the Mattel, Inc. has trademark protection for the phrase "Shopping Spree..."...
Posted by Mika on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 08:13:00 PST