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Noah

A handwashed turkey...there's turkey for all.

About Me

I'm a fervent philosopher of the absurd, with ravish desires for trees, reads, art, specific notes played in certain rhythmic values, cool crisp clean air (I'm so in the wrong city), and kick-arse food. I'd prefer a hike in a lush forest to baking on the beach. I've never said "Vegas, baby!" and actually meant it. I have been known to love the shade of a good persimmon. For money, I run my own slave labor clothing factory, and in my spare time greatly enjoy spraying any dog smaller than my cats with Lysol. My one and only dream is to eat a pastrami sandwich with Ernest Borgnine. If I could, I'd raze Los Angeles with sarcastic bulldozers, decapitate the Fox news buliding, and read in the dark more. Süde? I play instruments.http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/fleabag.htm

My Interests

Absurdity, raw fish, playing writing and listening to music, reading (words?), farmer's markets, hiking, travel, grapes, arts, complete and utter randomness, Ernest Borgnine, translating Yahoo! Health Reports into Farsi

I'd like to meet:

People who are not allergic to varnish, don't feel the need to act tough, and refuse to wear 70's style huge sunglasses. Down to earth, real, weird, and prone to fits of laughter. Critical thinkers who don't hate everything. Also, Ernest Borgnine.

Music:

A tiny portion: Nikka Costa, Fishbone, Jellyfish, Peter Gabriel, old Genesis, Fiona Apple, The Velveteen, Muse, Living Color, Sonny Rollins, Me'shell N'degeocello, Seal, Radiohead, Jason Falkner, Allison Krauss, Ours, Mr. Bungle, KRS-One, Bill Withers, Sarah Vaughan...

Movies:

Spinal Tap, Dirty Harry, Shawshank Redemption, The Iron Giant, The Big Lebowski, The Station Agent, Syriana, Good Night and Good Luck

Television:

TV is not your friend. However...Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, 24, Lost, American Hamstring. Sunday Night Gargoyle Throwing, anything on the Femur Channel.The Office (BBC style).

Books:

Some: Socks! Socks! Socks! (Ayn Rand), Desert Solitaire (Edward Abbey), White Noise (Don DeLillo), Sensual Massage for Molluscs (Isaac Asimov), Plainsong (Kent Haruf), A Scanner Darkly (Philip K. Dick), anything by Rick Bass, Steinbeck, some Carver, some Cormac McCarthy, some Kerouac, How to Win Ham and Influence Sole Inserts (Hemingway), The Odyssey (Robert Fagles translation), Gould's Book of Fish (Richard Flanagan)...

Heroes:

My Dad, hardcore activists, Kenny G