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About Me

Tall. Rich. Confident. I know what I want and go get it. I take things very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very seriously. I like to win.

This is my friend George's zannel:

Hey, in case you're interested, this is some great ad work:

My Interests

Stocks. Bonds. Hedge Funds. Pufferfish. Karate. Metaphysics. Robot dancing. Sexy things.

I'd like to meet:

1. Brilliant individuals with kick ass stock tips.
2. People who love YDIndustries.com
3. Good pro bono soft tissue masseuses
4. Ideally all of the above (in other words, items 1-3) in one package
5. If any of those models from the True dating banner ads wants to drop me a line, I'd be happy to offer some free portfolio advice.

Music:

Likes: Piano, guitar, banjo. Dislikes: Accordian, gong, and that Chinese string instrument.

Movies:

Wall Street. Klute.

Television:

Wall Street Week. Telemundo soccer recaps.

Books:

Machiavelli's "The Prince." A must read. "Iacocca" - Lee Iacocca's autobiography. Stirring.

Heroes:

Ivan Boesky. Carl Icahn. Warren Buffet. Blackbeard the Pirate.

My Blog

Resource Management 4 a New Century

One of the prime factors in determining the delta of any given transaction is to take the basis and divide it by the rate of cost amortization.  It's basic accounting.  Now, if only the go...
Posted by $UCCE$$ on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 10:26:00 PST

B Class Dilmo Bonds

It's been a while since the last update, but the recent move by the Broker Board in response to the Fed's Q4 consumer study deserves some commentary. I really don't know what the fed is thinking. ...
Posted by $UCCE$$ on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 11:13:00 PST

Hello ladies!

Dear Ladies:I get a LOT of friend requests from women who want to get to know and spend some quality time with me, $UCCE$$. Perhaps it's my large stated income, which IS impressive, that shows up on ...
Posted by $UCCE$$ on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 11:13:00 PST

Downward Dollar

Look at that dollar go down! Today it stands at 1.28 against the Euro and could very well top-size with a twofer within a fortnight. I think that the interest rate hikes looming at the Bank of Brita...
Posted by $UCCE$$ on Fri, 12 May 2006 01:40:00 PST

Fox & MySpace 4Ever!

I just have to say that the marriage of Fox and MySpace is really looking like a winner! I've been especially impressed with the themed banner ads, like this one:What's truly beautiful about this is ...
Posted by $UCCE$$ on Mon, 01 May 2006 11:53:00 PST

Winning with BioFarmClub

If you watched "Market Time" with Bill McMillan this past week, you are well aware of the interesting developments with BioFarmClub. They started the week dropping 32 points (or 50%) based on a leake...
Posted by $UCCE$$ on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 12:46:00 PST

Have a Project? Want me to invest? Read this first!

Recently I've been getting myspace notes inquiring about my interest in investment opportunities. These offers have ranged from entertainment ventures (the RubaDub Club) to interests in novel product...
Posted by $UCCE$$ on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 09:16:00 PST

Nuts about Newark

Newark! That's right, Newark New Jersey. I've got a really good feeling about Newark. I like they way that city operates and I think it's a real powerhouse. That's why I just remounted a four pa...
Posted by $UCCE$$ on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 10:51:00 PST

Commodities Trolley Ride

Ive had a few people write and ask about the recent movement on the farm commodities market. Actually movement may be understating things a bit and calling the last week an open air mountain trol...
Posted by $UCCE$$ on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 11:31:00 PST

Investing 103

Here are a few investing thoughts inspired by recent events: 1. Cyclical downturns are just that, cyclical. It's important to remember that fact especially when investing in commodities. In the ...
Posted by $UCCE$$ on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 11:44:00 PST