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Captain Jessie Hawk

Not all tresure is Silver and Gold mate.

About Me

Well my name is Christopher John D'Onofrio, I live in Bethpage New York on Long Island. Boring as HELL that's all I gotta say. Long Island life summed up is just Mallrats so if you watch that you've got your long island survival guide right there. I am a huge Pirates of the Caribbean fan even though my favorite movie is Jurassic Park. I am a graduate from Nassau Community with a two year degree in liberal arts now looking for a school to go to for creative writing. I write all the time and August 6th premiers my youtube series "Pirates of the University: Curse of the White Queen." Both Trailers are up!!!

My Interests

Gaming, Roll Playing, Bike Ridding, Hanging out with my friends, Fishing, Playing games, Writting stories Reading and Collecting Comic Books "Aliens" "Predator" "Aliens versus Predator" "Jurassic Park" "Turok" "Dino Riders" Now i'm into the DCU also I collect from them "Superman" "Batman" "Action Comics" "Detective Comics" "Nightwing" "Robin" "Teen Titans" "Outsiders" "JSA" "Checkmate" "Green Latern" and many many more. Legos!!!!! and Collecting Toys.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet a lot of people. I'm not really picky, more friends wouldn't hurt. ::nod nod:: ^_^

That's Captain Jack Sparrow to you. Just hearing the sound of your name is enough to send a chill up the spine of good, law-abiding colonials. Well, not so much a chill up the spine, but it's very likely to get them rolling their eyes, at least. Fever-addled and nonsensical at first appearance, your wits-- and the healthiest dose of luck on the Spanish Main-- keep you afloat no matter what life throws at you. Unless the rum's gone.

Which Pirates of The Caribbean Character Are You?
Find out at Shiver My Timber-- A Pirate RPG

Music:

Blink-182 (You guys Rock It was fun while it lasted!), Angels and Airwaves, New Found Glory, Yellow Card, Floggin Molly, Box Car Racer, Brand New, DASHBOARD CONFECIANAL or how ever you spell it, anyway ERNIE you gotta hear them there great man!! :-P The Used, Allister, MEST, Mr. Guy and a few Good Men (ROCK ON KELLY!!!) Unlikely Hero's. Simple Plain, Starting Line, TrustCompany, Aerosmith, Emerald Rose, Weird Al Yakovic, Good Charlotte.There's more just give me a second I know there's alot more. Well then again it's been a while since i've been to a local show so I haven't updated myself with the new bands. Oh here's a few. Less then Jake, Drop Kick Murphys, My Chemical Romance, Sugar Cult. Bowling for Soup, AFI, Green Day, American Hi-Fi, Ramones, Sex Pistoles (Know the Roots of PUNK ROCK) Body Joe, The Killers, NOFX, Andrew W. K. Ridllin Kids, Disturbed, Van Hallen, REM, KISS, Brand New, Finch, Bon Jovi, GOB, MXPX, Homegrone, Something Corperate, All American Rejects, Pennywise, Bad Religon, Jimmy Eat World. The Goo Goo Dolls (HOW COULD I FORGET THEM I LOVE EM!) Galic Storm, Ayumi Hamasaki, Goldfinger, Atom and his Package,I think that's it there are a lot of good bands out there that I like. Hopefully I'll think of some more that I like soon. at least I think there are more!

Movies:

Jurassic Park, Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, (getting ready for Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End.) Alien, Alien 3., Alien Ressurection, Aliens, Alien versus Predator, Predator 2, Predator. Hook, South Park the movie. Elf, Shrek, Shrek 2, Star Wars all of them. Ice Age, The Incredibles, Bugs Life, Toy Story, Toy Story 2, The Little Mermaid! (I LOOOOOOVE ARIEL!) Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin, The Fellowship of the Ring, The Two Towers, The Return of the King, Batman, Batman Returns, Batman Begins (AMAZING) Laybrinth, Jaws, The Lost World: Jurassic Park, Godzilla every single one of those!

Television:

SeaQuest DSV, SeaQuest 2032, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Space Ghost Cost to Cost, Family Guy, COPS!!!!! Futurerama. Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z and Dragon Ball GT. Inuyasha Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. There's more but I can't think of any at the moment.

Books:

That I've read are a lot but to list a few umm, Harry Potter, The Silmarillion, The Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, and a whole mess load of paper back Predator and Alien books, based off of the comics (NOT graphic Novels!) Let's see, Eye's of the Dragon, Wizards First Rule, The Mount, The Time Machine, Random Acts of Senseless Violence (SOOO GOOD! lol) and much much more! Order today for your very own. . . . wait this isn't a comerical never mind.

Heroes:

Superman, Batman, Nightwing, Robin, Batgirl, Batwoman, Raven, Cyborg, Beast Boy, Starfire, Super boy, Wonder Woman, Blue Bettle, Kid Flash, Speedy, Wonder Girl, Super Girl, Captain Marvel, Martion Man Hunter, Power Girl, Green Lantern, Hal Jordon, Catwoman, Aquaman, Aqua Girl, Donna Troy, Flash, Green Arrow, Guy Gardern, Kyle Raynor,

My Blog

ICON 26

Well everyone ICON has come and gone for another year in a row! This was my fourth year at ICON and once again I returned as Captain Jack Sparrow!!  I got some dice for my D&D game I am in an...
Posted by Captain Jessie Hawk on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 11:28:00 PST

RIP Calvin

Calvin was a good friend, I didn't talk to him much when he first walked into the club what was it Fall Semester last year.  But by the end of the Spring Semester he was an awesome friend.  ...
Posted by Captain Jessie Hawk on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 09:35:00 PST

Borrowed from Goombah

He made this for me to put up and I took it myself.  Now I i'm putting it up mainly for him to take it. Since I'm single now, I figure I should try one of Pirate Chris' famous "girlfriend applica...
Posted by Captain Jessie Hawk on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 07:16:00 PST

For the laughs a new improved Application

Well yep I figured it's time to put up a new one.  Fully new that is lol not like the old one I had.  Rephrasing questions and stuff like that.  Summer is going alright but I need to ha...
Posted by Captain Jessie Hawk on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 10:47:00 PST

honor code

I have done a lot of crap in my life that i'm tired of.  There have been mistakes and hell everyone makes mistakes.  I'm not saying I want to be perfect but i've lost a lot of stuff that mea...
Posted by Captain Jessie Hawk on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 01:43:00 PST

I'll deal

Listen I know that I'm upset about how me and Kristen broke up.  I know I keep telling everyone how much I love the girl and how I wana be with her.  It's getting out of hand because there o...
Posted by Captain Jessie Hawk on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 01:34:00 PST

AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

yea the subject pretty much says it.
Posted by Captain Jessie Hawk on Mon, 29 May 2006 09:00:00 PST

Another one for the hell of it

1. Give me your number?2. Have sex with me?3. Let me kiss you?4. Watch a movie with me...even a really sappy one?5. Let me take you out to dinner?6. Drive me somewhere/anywhere?7. Take a shower with m...
Posted by Captain Jessie Hawk on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 11:16:00 PST

Something to Fill out!

Name:Age:Sex:Are we friends:When did we meet:Where did we meet:What was your first impression:Do you still think that now:What reminds you of me?Do you have a crush on me?Would you hug me:Would you ki...
Posted by Captain Jessie Hawk on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 11:08:00 PST

This Summer!

Never trust a pirate!  Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Man's Chest! It's comming out July 7th 2006.  Anyone who wants to go opening night with me let me know!  I'm going in costume and ...
Posted by Captain Jessie Hawk on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 04:13:00 PST