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starr

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

Extreme. I love all things extreme. Extreme personalities, extreme obsessions, extreme peanut butter (which is basically just peanuts.) I love humor, silliness, but DEFINATELY NOT sarcasm. I live my life by one motto and one motto only: you can never have too many mottos!

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My Interests

practic fingers, ass-less chaps, doing yer mom, music, concerts, ballet, art, coffee, philosophic endevors, humor, being crass, watching bad television, pop culture, kicking orphans, cooking/ baking, science of any type, history, making homemade shives, working out.

I'd like to meet:

The person with the other half of this medalion...then and only then will the treasure be found...

Music:

Killswitch, Hatebreed, Throwdown, Beck, NIN, Unearth, LOG, Children of Bodom, Mastadon, A life once lost, BDM, Devildriver, Strapping Young Lad, Gwar, Poison the Well, The Haunted, The Red Chord, Everytime I die, As I lay Dying, God Forbid, Converge, Hot Hot Heat, Atari Teenage Riot, Darkest Hour, Eighteen Visions, Hopesfall, Shai Hulud, DEP, Slayer, Soilwork, In Flames, MSI, Anything Patton, Dog Fashion Disco, Curl Up and Die, Remembering Never, FATA, Avenge Sevenfold, 80s pop, outcast, Pantera, Evergreen Terrace, Thursday, Led Zeppelin, indie rock.....lots o stuff.

Movies:

Kill Bill, Requiem for a Dream, Pulp Fiction, Pi, Waiting for Guffman, American Psycho, Little Miss Sunshine, Borat, Shop Girl, The Royal Tenanbaums, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Science of Sleep, Intimate Strangers, Donnie Darko, Kinsey.

Television:

Conan, adult swim, divorce court, the office, so you think you can dance, the food network, the history channel, workout, the D-list, most stand-up comedy.

Books:

Catcher in the Rye. anything by Orwell, Vonegut, or Chuck Klosterman.

Heroes:

the person who invented the tampon

My Blog

Know when to hold em, know when to fold em.

It is not so much our friends' help that helps us, as the confidence of their help.  ~Epicurus
Posted by starr on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 07:05:00 PST

deep thoughts

Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. -Happy Father's Day!- Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word its...
Posted by starr on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 01:45:00 PST

Blame it on the rain

Blame it on the rain for this blog.  I'm waiting for the downpour to stop so I can actually venture out and get some exercise.  So, if you don't like what I have to say in this blog just tur...
Posted by starr on Sun, 13 May 2007 02:34:00 PST

another quote

If you tell someone to act spontaneously they're going to act the way they assume spontaneity is represented- which is the opposite. For the most part, people are bad at understanding their own domina...
Posted by starr on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 01:35:00 PST

nyc pictures

(getting ready to go to the meat packing district.  I had to practice being the meat in the sandwhich first!) This is what I'm talking about, HOT IN NYC! SAMWHICH! boxturtle style! BO! (UF f...
Posted by starr on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 08:52:00 PST

Stolen Kisses

http://www.psychologytoday.com/articles/index.php?term=pto-3 428.html&fromMod=popular Wedding announcements in newspapers rarely tell the whole story. If they did, they would occasionally read som...
Posted by starr on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 06:30:00 PST

my gay robot wants to suck your c*ck

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUH6n4MqYGM...
Posted by starr on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 01:18:00 PST

We probably won't ever see eye to I...

If: You think Dane Cook or Jim Brewer are comic genius. You like the music of Dave Mathews or John Mayer. You have a ribbon magnet on your car that says "support the troops" You think Korn is an actua...
Posted by starr on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 06:27:00 PST

folding up vaginas

I just found a website that shows you how to make perverted orgami shapes.   And DAMN IT if I can't fold me up a paper vagina out of a dollar bill.  I will master the dollar bill vagina if i...
Posted by starr on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 08:31:00 PST

Hahah

So after the torture of the Carson Daily late night show, NBC has now started showing a new program called, "Poker after dark."  AHAHAH, I heard it in the backround and could only think, "Poke-he...
Posted by starr on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 11:08:00 PST