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Van

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About Me

I'm a DJ angry at corporate assholes who have ruined radio. And Who try to skate the 1ST ADMENTMENT! I'm married to a lovely honey. Addicted to mini-schnauzers. My patience and tolerance level seemed to have dropped over the past four years (i lose interest when someone boring is talking to me, then i get real angry when they don't shut up.

My Interests

Writing, screaming, talking shit, punching friends, making t-shirts with two cans of spray paint, dropping finger and toe nails out my window onto our jerk ass neighbors stoop, magazine making, postcard sending, liver pickling, driving fast, recording scary people's fone conversations, spitting on stuff, being loud, making fun of things I don't understand, gender/race/religion jokes

I'd like to meet:

Terminator, a lot of dead people, someone that makes rockets, a famous person's personal assistant, a spy, a technologically advanced career bank robber, a crazy truck driver, a rail ridin hobo, a talking animal, a possesed toy, Emilo Estevez and Debbie Harry.

Music:

Morphine, Tom Waits, Kraftwerk, Motley Crue, Depeche Mode, Jeff Buckley, Dead Kennedys, The Clash, Miles Davis (mainly the psychedelic years), Pink Floyd, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Portishead, Mars Volta, Pixies, Edwin Star, The Four Tops

Movies:

The Changeling, The Haunted, The Shining, Rosemary's Baby, Repo Man, Videodrome, Maximum Overdrive, Creepshow, movies from the dollar store, Motley Crue: Behind the Music, Sunset Boulevard, What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?, Bunny Lake is Missing, Taxi Driver

Television:

Twilight Zone, Alfred Hitchock Presents, Rockford Files, Magnum PI, Cops, Malcom in the Middle, Simpsons, any documentary about haunted houses or psych wards

Books:

Books by Shirley Jackson, Jack Kerouac (Big Sur, Desolation Angels, On the Road), A Seperate Reality by Carlos Castaneda, Jorge Luis Borges, Pale Fire by Vladimir Nabokov, David Sedaris, Psychotic Reations and Carburetor Dung by Lester Bangs

Heroes:

Jack Kerouac, Nikki Sixx