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ALABAMA in MICHIGAN

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About Me


I eat lemons like nobodies business!
I thought that my real name was dumbass until I was 10
I talk too much
I usually say the wrong thing at the wrong time which leads to an awkward silence... but I'm okay with it!
I cleaned up my bosses dog poop so that I could talk on the radio
Two of my ex-boyfriends were on MTV and are on MTV.com
I hate it when girls use their looks to get ahead in life
I'm from Alabama, and yes I have all my teeth, and no you don't have to use an outhouse, and I don't know any body named tater.... (I did date a guy named Ray once though... and he drove a lifted truck with no doors)
I have friends all over the country
I'm a fag hag
I used to clean colonoscopes for a living
I almost got married once... EW!
I have friends in a band who's t-shirts are on sale at Hot Topic
I drink sweet tea
One of my best friends is working on a cure for aids... seriously
I smoke way too many cigarettes
I'm learning how to be 'real'
I live in a living room! lol
I walk around the house when I brush my teeth.
When I talk in ghangster slang, I'm about a year behind... but I still have rubberband banks in my pockets!
My 80 year old grandma flashed the family during her birthday dinner at a resteraunt
She also used to sell speed to truck drivers in the 70's
And she used to give me wine coolers when i was a kid to make me go to sleep!... I'm not an alcoholic though!
Man Boobs freak me out
My boobs are named Anna and Nicole
My boobs also have serial numbers
I'm too addicted to myspace

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

..All five of my daddies! and of course, whoever has the patience to deal with me, because I am a handfull and have a habit of always being in trouble with everyone!

My Blog

sorry i never update

Add me on twitter or facebook, yea, I made the switch! Things I've learned today: never tell ur neighbors u work for radio, they make a whole deal about it and it makes you feel like a tool. 2. Don't ...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Jun 2009 00:50:00 GMT

When will Miley Cyrus get Knocked up!?!

Okay, so I've started a poll... and I even created a website for it and all.... so peep it out, tell your friends to look, and even guess a day.... for the moment, I don't have a prize... I'm working ...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Mar 2009 19:47:00 GMT

i got my report card with all F's and told my teacher to throw some D's on it

alright... I'll quit posting this kid, but damn, it's funny!
Posted by on Fri, 06 Mar 2009 16:04:00 GMT

this still makes me laugh every time I see it!

I don't know why, I just can't help it!  I fall out of my chair every time... here Okay, so besides that... this week has been rediculously crazy... that is all I have to say about that.....
Posted by on Thu, 05 Mar 2009 23:26:00 GMT

My very first complaint call!!!

Okay... my first break today goes as this: "Hello, I'm Alabama, how are you?  I've had 10 calls in the past 6 minutes from these 10 year olds who want to hear their names on the radio... so here ...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Dec 2008 22:54:00 GMT

Michigan boycotts alabama... ugh!

Please read article below!:      Some northerners are beginning to pay attention to the southern lawmakers fighting the bailout.    In fact, one worker at a U-S aut...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Dec 2008 00:09:00 GMT

an ode to michigan

A letter (or some kind of bs) that I wrote about michigan and my night tonight: Oh Dear Michigan... How I love that it's already freezing cold in November So Cold, that I want a hot cup of coffee...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Dec 2008 09:13:00 GMT

I’m an asshole!

So this 'model agency' that is really a scam has been calling me nonstop trying to get me to come in for an interview.... this is kindof like the door to door selling scams that people who need a job ...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Nov 2008 02:01:00 GMT

space screwup!

hahaha, read this!!!!   Even astronauts are careless.... please guys... don't litter....   (Oct. 31) - A piece of space station trash the size of a refrigerator is poised to plunge thro...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Nov 2008 19:54:00 GMT

lol, I was a groipie in Highschool too!

here's a good one I found... July 1, 2002 I just returned from the Riddlin Kid's concert (which rocked!)  I hung out with the lead singer and all these girls were trying to get a bracelet from hi...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Oct 2008 06:01:00 GMT