Wheres that Anal Thermometer |
Thank God for those new ear thermometers
Why it was Mama came to realization that you were to old for an ass thermometer about 2 years after you did?...
Posted by Benjie Wright on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 04:26:00 PST |
Fat, Drunk, and Stupid at 41 |
A weekend should never end with an ER Nurse saying "Damn, that boy is drunk". At 41 years old that's when I figured I'm done, I'm gonna quit drinking. I went on vacation to Florida with my wife's fami...
Posted by Benjie Wright on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 04:24:00 PST |
Having The Giggity Talk With My Boy |
I'm driving home from work the other day and my wife calls to tell me my oldest son was surfing porn. I nearly wrecked my damn truck.... "You have to have the talk with him".... "Why, I thin...
Posted by Benjie Wright on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 04:25:00 PST |
My 40oz Friend |
Being a morning radio guy I get asked to do career day for the schools. I like to ask the kids what they want to be when they grow up: firemen, truck driver, school teacher. You never hear any of the ...
Posted by Benjie Wright on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 04:24:00 PST |
