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Imperial Majesty Lauren Ham the Apocalyptic of Yetts O'Muckhart
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Besos! Blue heelers, preferably Lu Dog. Dreams of being a cast member of SNL. The saturation of colors just before dusk. Sweet whispers lingering. Smiles. Sauvignon Blanc. photographs. Spontaneous Combustion. Linden blossoms. Imagination. Ashtanga Yoga. Creativity. Geraniums. Paella. painting. oil pastels. Paddling. Sunshine. Green. Sleuthing. stars. Writing. Rhyming. Lunacy. Madness. Nonsense. Teaching. Storytelling. Tomfoolery. Zaniness. Good Friends. Good Times. Antiques. Textiles. Lucid Dreams. Ghosts. Guacamole. Music. Playing bass guitar. Breathing, slowly.
current top 10:
feist. sublime. natalie merchant. the duhks. beatles. andrew bird. talking heads. jj cale. robert plant.
Blood Simple. Party Girl. The Shining. Rosemary's Baby. Suspiria. Labyrinth. Rear Window. Marnie. Vertigo. 12 Monkeys. Raising Arizona. the Shining. the Stand. Dark Crystal. What About Bob? Dirty Rotten Scoundrels. Shop Girl. Planes,Trains, and Automobiles. Uncle Buck. Swimming Pool. Secretary. Blue Velvet. I Heart Huckabees. Little Miss Sunshine. Beautiful Girls. Amelie. Talented Mr. Ripley. He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not. Stop Making Sense. Letters from a Porcupine. Joe Dirt. Young Frankenstein. Mulholland Drive. the Royal Tenenbaums. the Big Lebowski. Even Cowgirls Get the Blues.
APT, Simpsons, Family Guy, X Files, 6 Feet Under, Twin Peaks, Ab Fab, Frasier...more than that and brain gets mushy.
The Awakening, The Handmaid's Tale, The Secret Life of Bees, the Griffin and Sabine series, Chronicles of Narnia, The Stand, Bohemian Manifesto, Night, The Hiding Place, Diary of Anne Frank, The Way Things Work, Rosemary's Baby, A Kiss Before Dying, Sliver, anything written by Kathryn Tucker Windham, To Kill a Mockingbird. plays: Our Town, Shakespeare, Oscar Wilde...Poetry: Rumi, Pablo Neruda, Leonard Cohen, Dylan Thomas, Walt Whitman, Sylvia Plath, Robert Frost, Edgar Allen Poe. Essays and picture books. This party really never ends...
peaceful people. Oscar Clyde Hardin. Ora Vista O'Dwyer Hardin. Mina Loy. David Byrne. Lucy Blue Dog.