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gLo

I am here for Friends

About Me

I live somewhere I never thought I'd be, and ironically, its exactly where I think I belong for now. I love my friends and family, Auburn University and the Beastie Boys. My best days involve sunshine, brunch, live music, my friends and an Auburn win! I'm busy but thankful and very, very blessed. Me in a nutshell? I'm the life of the party and wouldn't have it any other way :)Something that keeps me going...

My Interests

Legal studies, legal writing, legal treatises and opinions, trends in legal employment, wifi, herbal teas, brunch and bloody mary's, giggling with my girls, dangerously high shoes, dangerously young boys, lots of dangerous UV rays, hoodies, live music, eccentric and brilliant people, passion, trees and trails, moisturizing, spicy ethnic food, highly scented candles, afternoon cocktails, hydrating, being careful with my heart, road trips, shiny things by the bulk, loyalty, bodies of water, chacos, beating my land speed records and peace on earth. Not so much chain restaurants, taking oneself too seriously, giving salespeople my phone number or ZIP code when I buy things, cops, -ing that ho, ignorance, being touched by strangers, creepy dudes, domestic skills, manipulation, a total lack of imagination, cold weather, processed foods, stupidity, haters, traffic, people who don't read books, shysters, not recycling, Nick Saban, music snobbery, lactose, unwelcome emoting, nail chewing, sanctimony and a tendency to the bombastic. He wasn't your boyfriend at the time, I promise.Read my VisualDNA ™ Get your own VisualDNA™

I'd like to meet:

Live music aficionados, Beastie Boy fanatics, Kevin Smith, hippies, feminists, STS9 kids, bloggers, liberal lawyers who want to hire me, Tommy Tuberville, experimental plastic surgeons, market researchers for major cosmetics companies, Carlos Santana, sexy people, and Paris Hilton. Oh, and people who actually put their qualifications for a romantic partner in this space. I'd like to see such optimism / delusion for myself.

Music:

People are so critical and judgmental about music. I like it all, especially modern country and radio rap. Anything that gives me this face.

Movies:

I like movies with proms, happy endings and a dance sequence. I do not like scary movies, no matter how "funny" or "cheesy" or "lame". I have yet to see an action/heist film I didn't enjoy.

Television:

I refuse to be governed by the robot.

Books:

I like books with a happy ending and anything by John Irving. Also books from Marty's. This is me at Marty's - I think the girl behind me is talking about me.

Heroes:

Martha Stewart. Paris Hilton. Hillary Clinton. JEM. My amazing brother most of all.

My Blog

Dear Birmingham:

In the last week, two old friends of mine have passed away.  Each was a wonderful, brilliant and amazingly unique person (all my friends are) and each is terribly missed in the most heart-wrenchi...
Posted by gLo on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 03:43:00 PST

Dear Tuscaloosa:

There are some things I need to do to get ready for law school, so here's my checklist: 1. Get my violin rendition of "Freebird" perfect. 2. Make sure my first day of class outfit is ready - shredde...
Posted by gLo on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 09:49:00 PST

Dear MySpace: Watch our for "Traci O"

Apr 12, 2007 12:45 PM Subj: please forward [this message is for whomever GloLoLo keeps forwarding these too.] Hey! What's shakin', banana bacon? I dig blueberry muffins and covered bridges. Who is you...
Posted by gLo on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 11:07:00 PST

Dear Innisfree:

The Value of a Drink "Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame, then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams . If...
Posted by gLo on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 07:05:00 PST

Dear My Fellow Tanorexics:

Hooked on Tanning..Start Left column--->  By Sylvia Perez February 14, 2007 - Many people flock to indoor tanning salons this time of year, not to just get the look of summer, but also the fee...
Posted by gLo on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 12:58:00 PST

Dear Voters:

EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCELAW ENFORCEMENT* I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended f...
Posted by gLo on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 10:15:00 PST

Dear Boys:

(Not all of this is applicable, and I think the writer was probably college-age, but the sentiments ring true.  *g) Ode to the Nice GirlsThis rant was written because a nice girl finally snapped....
Posted by gLo on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 12:32:00 PST

In case you see this:

Happy birthday.
Posted by gLo on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 03:46:00 PST

Dear Tiger (War Eagle VI):

Dear Tiger: I'm so sorry to hear that you have skin cancer on your leg that might keep you from flying this fall.  I know that all members of the Auburn Family are thinking of you. Its so hard ...
Posted by gLo on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 01:29:00 PST

Dear Perry:

Dear Perry: Can I say I have a massive crush on you?  When I first saw the pictures of you pushing the stroller while Britney carried Sean Preston, I marveled at  the man-beef that Britney'...
Posted by gLo on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 08:08:00 PST