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wiley

wileyturnipseed

About Me

I have this theory about Wile E. Coyote that he could be considered a very desireable mate, if you can get past the whole cartoon thing. He is determined, hard working, creative, knows exactly what he wants in life, and continually picks himself up even after he falls flat on his face, occasionally off a fucking cliff. In addition he must be rich as shit, I mean honestly, Acme isnt giving him all those explosives for free....

My Interests

started to learn to sew, very difficult, and it further emphasizes peoples suspicion that I might not be straight.

I'd like to meet:

I once met Eddie Vedder outside of a Beastie Boys concert and he told this joke about a snail that I was just about to tell him to try and introduce myself, it was quite possibly the most surreal moment of my existence....and that is no lie.

Music:

I am learning how to play the piano and discovering why Mozart went insane.

Movies:

I once won a beer pong tournament as one half of team BC high with my friend Kevin. It was so awesome they should make a movie about it and everyone would finally know how truly bad ass we are....

Television:

Grey's Anatomy...yes I know how gay that makes me, but thanks for thinking it anyway....

Books:

I tried to read some books on my latest trip and I discovered that I dont really enjoy it, I guess that proves I am from Alabama...

Heroes:

Optimus Prime