Sister Christian profile picture

Sister Christian

I wish against your wish.

About Me

Why won't those stupid jerks let me in their crappy club for jerks?!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

NUMBER 5

Music:

The Professor introduced me to The Mountain Goats.

Television:

Wonderfalls, Northern Exposure, Seinfeld, Freaks and Geeks, The State, The People's Court with Judge Milian, Time Life Infomercials, Dateline-Danger Liasons

Books:

The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Dangerous Angels

Heroes:

I prefer the Super ones.

My Blog

Today

I saw the Mexican Justin Timberlake on my way home from work today. He was driving a hot new Mercedes and looked pretty cool talking on his cell phone so I knew it was the real Mexican Justin Timberla...
Posted by Sister Christian on Tue, 08 May 2007 06:04:00 PST

This is what I'm talking about! Maybe time for a new name.

These are the kinds of messages I receive because of my profile name:SUBJECT: JESUS CHRISTIAN TECHNO!Hey Sister Christian I saw your profile and wanted to tell you that there is a techno Church in...
Posted by Sister Christian on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 12:33:00 PST

Alec Baldwin's New Cause

Let me just say, first of all, that I really appreciate Alec Baldwin's acting contributions. He is very enjoyable to watch on tele and movies.Now, concerning his recent infamous performance off screen...
Posted by Sister Christian on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 11:45:00 PST

I pissed my pants last night.

Somewhere between the Noisettes and TV on the Radio, I pissed my pants.  I love live concerts! Thanks Susie and Jamie! Luckily, with the dim lights no one seemed to notice, and since my piss...
Posted by Sister Christian on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 10:40:00 PST

So Sad...

Oh Chubby Arms, how I yearn for thee.  Every once in a while I get this weird obsession for chubby arms. I don't have them and can't get them. Even when I gain weight, my tummy gets pudgier, m...
Posted by Sister Christian on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 07:20:00 PST

Tim and I had a disagreement some months back.

It's similar to Cale and Anthony's 4th of July, 2005 argument over which made-up word is cooler, Coldrockin or Soundridicular. I'm not sure if I spelled those correctly. But the point is, both Cale an...
Posted by Sister Christian on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 07:49:00 PST

Can't Sleep

Good thing Conan was there to entertain me while I snacked on cheesy tortellini and granola. Conan did this bit called Celebrity Surveys. The concept was that he wanted to get to know some of the ce...
Posted by Sister Christian on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 02:22:00 PST

A few things on my mind...

First topic: My apartmentI stopped by home on the way to school after work and I thought an intruder had made an unwanted visit...then I realized that no intruder had been messing up things - I'm a da...
Posted by Sister Christian on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 11:16:00 PST

Warmth

Dear Inspired Genius Inventor,When you get around to making things, would you make me a big bear suit I could wear all winter long to be warm all the time. I want to literally be able to wear it all t...
Posted by Sister Christian on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 12:49:00 PST

Move over Under-26ers

This old hag still has the Math SKILLZ - got an A on my Algebra Test! Woo Hoo!!!!
Posted by Sister Christian on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 10:23:00 PST