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Jesus H. Christ

I did it for the chicks!

About Me

I am with you always! (thanks Therese)
Im a pretty unique individual. Let's see... I can rise from the grave, turn water into wine, walk on water... and my dad is GOD, for cryin' out loud!

My Interests

Healing, last suppers, the bible, being crucified, and people

I'd like to meet:

Well, since I am Jesus Christ, son of God, I'm required to love everyone, and I do, really I do, it's just... some people really get on my nerves. Like old people and mongoloids.
Click here to check out this fun and HILARIOUS site for kids who want to learn more about the Jesus Conspiracy!

Music:

I like all music. except that god damned (oops!) rap music! KILboy rocks the joint like the Apocalypse and shit

Movies:

Steven Segal flicks

Books:

the bible, the tao of steve, stephen kings Cujo