...they call me Dirty Jones the Fearless Dreamer...
the other night i got really drunk and then got online and started typing alot of weird shit cause someone got into a fight with me and i was trying to mock them. im sorry you had to experiance it. 24 exposers! delete file?SAVE!
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hi, my name is saki, yeah, thats my name.
phillip jacobson knows me as "The Red Scar!"
ive been keepin it savvy since 1987.
i like to do the thing at the place.
im the sovereign prince of a tiny principality, but its so small that it dosent matter.
whiskey.
i like to talk about freaky, sexual shit with ezra, but only by accident.
watch your girl, she wants to be sexed upside down deep throat style-y by me.
no joke, ask her.
im usually BUGGED OUT!
sick bro.
all of my ex-girlfriends hate me.
my mother, every day, with no avail, tries to poison me.
im a pirate.
seriously.
i use medical cocaine when i need to turn into a zombie.
i need money for traveling.
im a night person.
i hate people whos nickname is "steve-o"
that shits not cool
no, i didnt get paid for it.
when i say im in college and greek, i dont mean im in a frat.
im paranoid.
i believe im dying... i mean faster than normal, asshole.
uuuugh...
look, its me when i played for italy in the world cup!
