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2 scoops of reason in every portion of thought that you eat of me ^ devoutly anti-religious thank god ^ fashion conscious enough to know i've never been trendy enough to care ^ just enough follow through in me to exist ^ sex without kink is just routinely a bore ^ words are neat ^ if people insist on being closed minded, then i will insist on being the complete and total fucking opposite ^ i'm open to hear what ever it is you may say, just make sure it's something i won't ignore ^ music is the beez kneez ^ politics and pornography, two things i enjoy ^ i'm tired of stumbling upon plastic existence's, they all seem to melt when exposed to light ^ when i grow up i want to go back to school ^ star wars a.k.a. what makes adrian happy ^ lakers fan ^ i like toys ^ clam chowder is tasty ^ i enjoy laughing, especially when no one else is ^ yosemite national park is where i want to be buried, right underneath bridal veil falls, standing upright in a coffin that you can see through... that would be neat ^
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Charles Dodgson : Walt Whitman : William Burroughs : Lyman Baum : Kurt Cobain : Jim Morrison : A Jabberwocky : The Beauty of Nature : An Inspired Stream of Thought : A Land Made Entirely of China : A Desire to Go Against the Status Quo : Words That Make Time Disappear and Space Expand :

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My Blog

where i remain

peanut buttersmellsit stinks and causes -vomitit sticks and induces -angerin the womb i swamlaps and laughs in ambeonic fluidnever to drownonly to frownwhen i fell outand discoveredi could breathe in ...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Jun 2009 23:55:00 GMT

Rethinking My Pro-Choice Stance

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVlHnzWElOY So I am a big believer in the rights of women, and the belief that they themselves should be in control of what goes in th...
Posted by on Mon, 04 May 2009 00:25:00 GMT

My Optimal Voice Meets One of the Greatest Songs of Our Time

Check out my recording and let me know what you think! Enjoy
Posted by on Mon, 27 Apr 2009 00:49:00 GMT

SAMSUNG LED SHEEP

http://video.yahoo.com/watch/4744168/12670535?v=47... SAMSUNG LED SHEEP @ Yahoo! Video Sheep As Art... It's beautiful...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Apr 2009 00:17:00 GMT

time to die when

i was watching the Cialis commercial, you know the medicine to make penises get ripe for coitus... and was informed not to take it if i was not healthy enough for sexual activity... i would just like ...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jan 2009 23:34:00 GMT

Dog Risks Life To Save another Dog!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgjyhKN_35g Brings to tears to my eyes...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Dec 2008 00:27:00 GMT

Planned Parenthood gift cards

Video GoodnessSome say gift cards make the best presents, but how about one from Planned Parenthood? WISH's Leslie Olsen explains.If you we're wondering what to get me for christmas... I've got this ...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Dec 2008 00:18:00 GMT

Prop 8 Musical

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/c0cf508ff8/prop-8... See more Jack Black videos at Funny or DieFunny
Posted by on Wed, 03 Dec 2008 19:01:00 GMT

Vote No on Prop 8

We as Californians must Vote No on 8... and we must ask people of Faith to look outside the box, and allow other's to live in peace. If our only rationale for Voting Yes on 8 is because of what we bel...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 04:00:00 GMT

The Office - Joker halloween costume

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgZeBHg3eqI Fucking Funny
Posted by on Fri, 31 Oct 2008 14:56:00 GMT