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Livonia

I am here for Friends

About Me

My residents just voted to drop out of the SMART bus system, so that means poor people (read: minorities) won't be able to come into town. They really are doing everything they can short of building a gigantic wall along Inkster road to keep me lilly white. Don't get me wrong, I don't hate minorities, I just don't want them living here.
I was the whitest city in the country in the last census because I purposely keep my property values high. My city is home to nearly 100,000 white, upper-middle class factory workers who aren't rich enough to live in Canton or Farmington Hills. That's ok though, because we don't have all Indian people like Canton does, and don't even get me started about Farmington Hills! My residents are WASPs and proud of it.

My Interests

Soccer, walks along the beaches of beautiful Lake Newburgh, filling every available space with single-family homes or strip malls, hockey, building 8,000 parks, harrassing teenagers, stamp collecting

I'd like to meet:

Upper-middle class factory workers who want to shop at my many strip malls and buy a three-bedroom ranch in one of my many tree-lined neighborhoods. I also wouldn't mind meeting minority food service workers, we need a couple people on the line at Taco Bell at Middlebelt and Five Mile.

Music:

Air Supply, Barry Manilow, Celine Dion, Michael Bolton, Captain & Tenille, Peaches & Herb, Ten Ninety

Movies:

Anything that is good, clean family fun, like Benji: The Hunted

Television:

I only watch PAX, and if I had it my way, that's all I would let the cable companies carry to my residents.

Books:

the Bible

Heroes:

Pat Lafontaine, Sheila Toarmina, George Dimitriou & the Greek Assassin