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Katie_RocKS_Woo

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About Me

I'm fed up.I like Jammy Dodgers but only when the packets left open and they go soft.I like to dance and be silly.I think fat kids rule.I don't act my age i act my shoesize.Shamefull fact - 'Love actually' makes me cry.I have bambi eyes.I love reading.I want to own one of the hoverboards from back to the future.I would like a puerto rican maid.I don't like to brush my hair.I would like to write a novel.I have big boobs.I'm crap at remembering the names/artists of songs.I hate getting out of bed in the morning, would rather still be in bed watching everybody loves raymond and frasier on ch4.Are you still reading this??!!I twiddle/play with my hair alot and don't realise.I talk over people.I like milkshakes, strawberry please, or oreo from shakeaway.I have no sense of direction and hardly any logic.I like to make people laugh but don't like laughing at myself.The chequers is my favourite pub with 6 pound wine and the wonderful chris who runs it.I generally don't function until after 11am.Thats me roughly

My Interests


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I'd like to meet:

Someone who doesnt actively enjoy filling out FUCKING STUPID MYSPACE QUIZZES..perhaps?
You Are Not Scary
Everyone loves you. Isn't that sweet? ..
You Are 0% Lady
You're a pretty crass, and even a bit crude on occasion.
Manners don't matter to you, but they sure matter to those around you.
..

Music:

SOAD, MCR, RATM, Beastie Boys, Jay Z, pendulem, GnR, Drowning Pool,Aerosmith, motorhead, Razorlight...well johnny borrell.., Veruca Salt, , The Jam, bob marley, Sting and the police,The Clash, DJ Yoda, the specials, Greenpeace, The Cure, Rahzel, ACDC, 2manyDJs, PUSA, Foofighters,Madness, Chillis, Michael Jackson ,busta rhymes an eclectic array you could say i can't be fecked to keep going so if you wana know more ask..OK?

Movies:

Uncle Buck all the way!!!! What's your record for consecutive questions?

Television:

I like cartoons..alot ...in no particular order as follows..the simpsons ren and stimpy, galaxy high school, daria, celebrity deathmatch,sharkey and george,bucky ohare,family guy, american dad,ATHF, teenage mutant ninja turtles, transformers, thundercats,spirited away, rugrats, dexters lab, power puff girls, hong kong phooey,south park,spongebob,alvin and the chipmonks, the jetsons, scooby doo, the flintstones, david the gnome,chip nd dales rescue adventures, moomins, samuri pizza cats,doug,casper,dr seuss, felix the cat, dogtania,beetlejuice, the california raisens, dr snugles, gummi bears,muppet babies, my pet monster,the racoons, pigeon street,rude dog and the dweebs,stopit and tidyup,the wuzzles, glow worms and finally hammer man.

Books:

A back catalogue of Ben Elton books...Janet Evanovich, Jane Green, Jill Mansell,i like to read alot. I read at least a chapter every day, that's why i'm so eloquent..innit!

Heroes:

Nobody needs putting on a pedestal..

My Blog

Exactly

Straight Edge by Minor Threat, 1981 I'm a person just like you But I've got better things to do Than sit around and fuck my head Hang out with the living dead Snort white shit up my nose Pass out a...
Posted by Katie_RocKS_Woo on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 03:23:00 PST

fun time katie

Captain: Are you ready kids Kids: I I Captain. Captain: I can't hear you. Kids: I I Captain Captain: OHHHHHHH Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Kids: Spendiff SquarePants! Captain: A...
Posted by Katie_RocKS_Woo on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 08:58:00 PST