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About Me

HEY THERE! You have reached the Myspace page for THIS IS NOT ART! Connected to www.thisisnotart.co.uk - which is currently under reconstruction and has been for too long! Its comin though!!!
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Speaking of art, the cost of production is more than i can afford as often as i would like to be able to produce the goods. Therefore, should you wish to donate to the site, and make me a very happy semi-human being, you can do so here:
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FOR SALE!
"Smokin'"
You can now purchase this item - a poster sized 12x18 inch!
Printed to order; email for details.
All other paintings available for purchase too!
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Some more of my art:
"Dark Heartz, Red"
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I like stuff, things and nonsense. Enjoy (and BUY) my stuff! You know you want to!! ;)
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My significant other owns the talent in our relationship so check these out! They're cheap as chips! Fries, if you're America ;)

My Interests

Drawing, Sketching, Painting, Etching! Poems, Lyrics, Guitar and Smiles!

Laughing, Reading, Prancing, Screaming...

Talking and Shouting, Entertainment and Tea!

I'd like to meet:

Anybody that owneth a brain,
Perhaps even you, if you're funny!
I don't give a toss about...
Big fancy cars -
And it matters not if you've no money.

Thank you for the support!
Feel free to add my banner and a couple of others to your page:

Music:

Myiasis b.

Mister Scoops!

Movies:

Crashing and smashing
Comic and Casshern
Daggers and pistols
Katanas and blades.
Horrors and heroes
Nightmares and bloodlust
Girly and Stupid
Foriegn and Sane.

Television:

There once was this girl,
She owned a TV.
Paid a fuck load for a licence,
And thought... WHYYYYYYYYYY!!????

(Why do we have to pay a TV licence fee, why not just have adverts on the BBC?!? There are hundreds of channels and never anything on....grr! I miss all the comedy!).

Books:

I have a house full of books, romance to fantasy, sci-fi to horror, Anne Rice to Unknowns, Rubbish and good. All of them worthy of my short attention span - although if i am bored of a book, it will sit and gather dust for a long while before i'll finish it (if i ever do). I am an English student, well English and Culture, If i didn't have books, it would be a crime!

Heroes:

People, who no matter what, bounce back and take life by the balls and just like go FUCK YOU!!! My life is going to be like this from now on. No more time wasting. Im going after what I want. Whoever introduced identification requests for anyone purchasing superglue at walmart can also hit my heroes list - just for the sheer comic value of seeing the situation play out with my own eyes!

My Blog

It's the day before the day of LAMB!

You know, a while back i painted this painting of a face in watercolours. It was alright, but it wasn't how i had intended it to be - it wasnt completely shit though, but blah! So anyways, I kinda lik...
Posted by This Is Not Art! on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 05:40:00 PST

TA DA!

One of the new paintings! Oil on Canvas Board: 'Allure Noir' March 11th 2007 ...
Posted by This Is Not Art! on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 08:52:00 PST

ME ME ME ME ME!! Its all ME!

I PAINTED SOMETHING NEW!!! It kicks so much ass, like seriously! I cant showit to you yet though coz its in oils and it is STILL WET and taking 28 million billion trillion years to dry!!! When its all...
Posted by This Is Not Art! on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 04:17:00 PST

It's WEDNESDAY!! Its kinda like sunday, but with other letters!!

DAYAM!!! TELL YA WHAT......I am going to make something new this week coz i havent done a fuckin thing in weeks coz im sick, dying and all BLARGH!! BUT this morning i woke up and it was all sunny as h...
Posted by This Is Not Art! on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 06:42:00 PST

It's that day again!

Another week gone bye, another sunday!! What offerings do I have for you this week?!?! Well, I went "home" and visited the folks and friends brought to me by that there Portsmouth. I took a lot of pho...
Posted by This Is Not Art! on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 05:55:00 PST

Hey, HI! Thanks, BUY! You rule, I rule, The world has gone bananas!

Ok guys, it's sunday - the day of sitting of your arse, spinning on chairs, sleeping after sunday lunch, the antiques road show, bath and bed!! Yup!! Sunday is upon us once again and the weeks just se...
Posted by This Is Not Art! on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 11:15:00 PST

Planet Valentine

I will take a better pic of this later, it's still wet and so i had to take a pic at an angle coz the lights were all shiney off it and shizzle!! :)More hearts for you lot, tis the season and all that...
Posted by This Is Not Art! on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 10:05:00 PST

Ever laugh so much you almost died? Well you had me in stitches....

I said the other day i needed canvas! Well, last night someone knocked my door for the first time in ages, scaring the hell out of me, and it was my ex's dad with 3 sheets of canvas board that he had ...
Posted by This Is Not Art! on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 10:59:00 PST

Whats been happenin in the world of not art?

OH MY GOSH!This week I had a whole heap of ideas - some great, some not so great in practice. BUT I have these cool mugs coming your way, some t-shirts, some other bits and pieces and hopefully a coup...
Posted by This Is Not Art! on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 06:37:00 PST

Love the art, Buy the T-shirt!

If you are interested in this: Then let me know, I have it up to buy online currently but the link isn't working, i will put the link back up as soon as it's fixed with the company that hosts it :) FA...
Posted by This Is Not Art! on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 06:01:00 PST