Normal people! Psychos need not apply!
If my mum was going to write me a personal ad it would definitely be along the lines of what Diane Keaton writes in Because I Said So... So ummmm...
If you are a nut job, pervert or fruit cake move on. Nudists, Mama's boys, the sexually confused or chronically itchy need not apply. Anachists, zenaphobs, philistines, machicists, sexists, bigamists not welcome. Those with excessive facial hair, the follically challenged, the dim witted, the genetically challenged, the inbred, the nasty and obnoxious, nervous twitchers, drug addicts, the generally irritating, insecure, pathological liars, those with 'family issues' need not apply. I am looking for someone with a steady job, who knows the value of work, that does not exclude the independently wealthy however, or the world travelled, art lovers, animal lovers, the college educated are always welcome. Those active in charity, philanthropists or artists as well may consider themselves a possibility. If you are kind and generous continue reading. If you have a great sense of humour or appreciate that humour is essential, you have a shot here. If you are independent but ready to get involved, but you are not codependent, have I mentioned good tast and all that implies and let's not forget the importance of grooming, I hope that goes without saying but ok I'll say it any way!.....
But I never did see eye to eye with my parents on these things... I just would like to meet a like minded soul!