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Lillian will never be cool

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About Me

You Are 92% New Jersey!

Wow, you're totally Jersey. There's no doubt about it. Congratulations, and always be proud to be Jersey--it's a great thing to be!
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I could never live there again, don't get me wrong, but roots are roots.
I'm a socialist out loud but an anarchist at heart. I'm going to school at PCC for Early Childhood Education, I'm going to be the bestest socialist preschool teacher ever. I've been watching way to much tv lately and need out of my bubble more. I like to get drunk at bars and and start slurring about the evils of capitalism (man, fuck capitalism, fuck it). I like gay bars with cheap drink nights. I'm not concerned with conforming to any particular subculture or counterculture (I hate having to feel like I need to prove [haha, I almost wrote probe] myself all the time), I'm just a nerd who wears a lot of black. I have severe legitimately diagnosed ADD. I like starting sentences with "I". I'm internet shy so I suck at correspondence. And spelling. I have a dog I absolutely love, and a boyfriend I tolerate. I live in a tiny run down shack with awesome roommates. I have nearly encyclopedic knowledge about children's television from the late eighties to early nineties.It would be really nice if you don't intend to dick me over, a lot of people seem to like to do that. I let people take advantage of me to much because I'm way to optimistic about people.PS- I will not add you unless you message me first or I know you in real life. Even then, it's better to message me first.And I don't add Bands. Sorry.AND I NEVER WEAR PANTS..

Emz Smells.

My Interests

radical leftist politics, androgyny, bats, being silly, christopher walken, vodka, erotic cakes, videogames, reading, thc, spacing out, cigarettes, sleeping, thrift stores, fancy boots, final fantasy, nerds, toys, sex, action figures, tasteless humor, drag queens, bad flash animation.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Alien Sex Fiend, Bauhaus, Billie Holiday, bjork, blondie, bob dylan, CSNY, David Bowie, depeche mode, silly gothic crap, janis joplin, jefferson airplane, jimi hendrix, Johnny Cash, Joy Division, Nick Cave, The Cure, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Sisters of Mercy, Switch Blade Symphony, The Doors, Pink Floyd, The Mission UK, Nine Inch Nails, The Who, Tom Petty, The Velvet Underground, The Damned, Subhumans, x-ray spex.

Movies:

Requiem For a Dream, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Nowhere, The Wall, Edward Scissorhands, Random Anime, Heavy Metal, Kevin Smith, Miyazaki, Gory movies about vietnam, woody allen, Labyrinth, bad black and white horror movies, and random others.

Television:

Adult Swim, The Simpsons, Rocko's Modern life, Ren and Stimpy, the Kids in the Hall, Real Sex, The Critic, Strangers with Candy, Southpark, The simpsons, beavis and Butthead, MST3K, Daily Show, DEGRASSI, SNL, Oz. I try not to watch too much TV. Really.

Books:

Vonnegut (!!!), HST, Hubert Selby Jr, Salinger (but I don't like most salinger until I've read it a couple times), Betty and Veronica double digests, Watchmen, Chomsky, Zinn

Heroes:

Eleanor Roosevelt, Susan B Anthony, Elvira: Mistress of the Dark, Aquaman

My Blog

got me by the brain bannana

Oregon is turning me into a bumpkin, not a hick/redneck or anything, but I am way to used to everyone being friendly and nice.  It took me about a year to get used to, and now people (not everyon...
Posted by Lillian will never be cool on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 07:44:00 PST

jersey ramblings

My hair is ridiculously, retardedly sexy right now. My mom took me to a salon, not a barbershop or hairdresser, but a fucking salon with appointments n' shit. I had to fill out a little questionnaire ...
Posted by Lillian will never be cool on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 10:09:00 PST

NJ and the murder cult

I know I have shit to do, but I need to get this down before I forget it.  I had a dream that some republican hippie was growning weed at my house, and I was not down.  I told him we could g...
Posted by Lillian will never be cool on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 12:41:00 PST

they laughed at protoclown...

An inebriated gentleman at The Yamhill (bar), talked to Jonas at length about how I was the "prototypical portland girl".  According to him, we all look like librarians.Made an appointment with a...
Posted by Lillian will never be cool on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 02:43:00 PST

The Internet is for porn

http://www.pornotube.com/media.php?m=5617I totally have that chair.
Posted by Lillian will never be cool on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 11:24:00 PST

Bob Sexy Saget

Last night I had a really vivid dream about dating Bob Saget.  He was in his 30s, but it was definitely Full House, America's Funniest Videos Bob Saget.  We even made out a bunch.  So.f...
Posted by Lillian will never be cool on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 01:10:00 PST

I quit my job.

I want to cackle maniacally for a few minutes.  Or drive around listening to the go gos or something.  It's time for an early 90s trying on hats glee montage.
Posted by Lillian will never be cool on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 07:26:00 PST

blues makes alcoholism cool

Blues has got me drinkin', trouble's got me thinkin', and it's goin' to carry me to my graveI said blues has got me drinkin', trouble's got me thinkin', and it's goin' to carry me to my graveA...
Posted by Lillian will never be cool on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 05:25:00 PST

greenday needs their lattes

I need a big drunken party full of idiotic sloppy boys/confused girls willing to settle for less, and I need it now.The stress hives have been super bad lately, I can't wear jewlery because it makes m...
Posted by Lillian will never be cool on Sat, 01 Oct 2005 01:42:00 PST

Cannot leave the subject line blamk MY ASS.

We went swimming (kayla, Josh, Julia, Dylan) in the murky waters of the columbia the other day. Then we went mini golfing/laser tagging at Bullwinkle's Family Fun Center. We played laser tag against a...
Posted by Lillian will never be cool on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST