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Sweet n Sour,Southern Fried Matzo Ball

Whos that peepin in my window? Nobody cause I live in a pent house!!!!!!

About Me

AlOHA kale allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" allowScriptAccess="never"style='display:none' here I'm funny,goofy,crazy,out of countrol, And a all around neat kid from hawaii... I've been all over the u.s, but went to college in boston before transfering here to portland.. I LOVE to DANCE and am studying it along with sociology.I'm also training to be a yoga instructor in NE portland.. If your i nterested in learnin some stuff hit me up or drop by. We are at flanders and 29th.(The Lotus School) Did I mention ...I LOVE TO DANCE LOL and I also love people and there quirky habits and behaviors. Im in a place where im honest with myself and with others about my feelings and my space. This is the new chapter of my life and im wiked excited to meet you allllll..... So I'm just trying to branch out, meet some cool peeps,forge some lasting friendships...yada yada yada... I dont drink and no longer do drugs.. But im still a crazy fuck-head..420 is an herbal essence.... If you like what you see and read hit me up guy's,,,, peace out........

My Interests


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kale Parker
Birthday: April 16, 198
Birthplace: Minote North dakota
Current Location: Brighton
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: brn (Mostly)
Height: 6
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: hawaiian,white(jewish),Black
The Shoes You Wore Today: cute ass blue diesel sneeks
Your Weakness: Bois, and my dog diva
Your Fears: Hurting my face, And not becoming succesfull
Your Perfect Pizza: Deep Dish Veggie W/ Artichoke Hearts and Pine nuts
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get back in the game of life..
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: HAIR!!
Your Best Physical Feature: I dunno, I guess My face
Your Bedtime: Whenever Unless i'm working
Your Most Missed Memory: My Family
Pepsi or Coke: gINGER aLE
MacDonalds or Burger King: gROSS
Single or Group Dates: Sibgle
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: arizona Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Double shot Latte
Do you Smoke: Mind your business , but yes
Do you Swear: Fuck Off
Do you Sing: Loudly
Do you Shower Daily: Of course
Have you Been in Love: I think It sucked!!!!
Do you want to go to College: Yes Have been Thinking of returning
Do you want to get Married: mmmmmmmmmmmm?????
Do you belive in yourself: Sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: I DO
Are you a Health Freak: Not really
Do you get along with your Parents: Kind of
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes, especially before, the air is so thick and energized
Do you play an Instrument: I used to play the alto sax and the flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: ROFL.... RIGHT....LOL...DUH
In the past month have you Smoked: Yeah
In the past month have you been on Drugs: hmmm oes 420 count.. Hearbal essance...
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: NO
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: YEs Maam
In the past month have you been on Stage: YES
In the past month have you been Dumped: Fuck you shane.. lol.. YES I HAVE
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: See Question :Have a drank alchahol in the last six monthsss
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: Yes
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: In Diesel and dior.... But.. I have been recently told I'm not gonna die...
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Your MOm....
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Bl;ue/ or Jazel
Favourite Hair Color: Black or dirty blonde
Short or Long Hair: Short but crazy is hotttt
Height: 6'-6..3
Weight: 150-180
Best Clothing Style: Punkster/Hipster...Skater bois
Number of Drugs I have taken: Mind your business
Number of CDs I own: Alot
Number of Piercings: 6
Number of Tattoos: 3
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Your MOM

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! mspmb allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" enableJavaScript="false" src= music,bois,and world peace,dance,self expression,sustainablility,Self Help,YOGA

I'd like to meet:

Paul Frank,*FORBIDDEN*,bob dylan, john lennon, janis joplin,ANDY WARHOL,joan crawford,marlene dietrich,GOOGER =-0 ,yoko ono, SALVADOR DALI, the dahli lama,my dad,victoria Becham

Music:

ev uh rey thing ASIA CRUISE(WATCH OUT BITCHES SHES HERE!!!),senses fail...,the dears,LIL KIM,kean,Christina Aguilera, KING ELEMENTARY gwen s,the killers,green day,lindsey lohan,violent femmes,pansy division,BRITNEY SPEARS,diren grey,bjork,Missy Elliot,billie holliday,marlene dietrich,scissor sisters,nickel back,avril levigne,Lily allen,amy winehouse,gavin degraw,ashlee simpson,tori amos,aretha franklin,eartha kitt,pink,nika costa,MIKA,india arie,macy grey,the pixis,animal cracker,keoki,toy box,fm 65,fountains of wayne,PINK.... yada yada...blah blah blah..... you get the pic right... I'm an ever evolving music monger!!!

Movies:

clock work orange, gumo, requim for a dream,DANCER IN THE DARK,ORGAZMO,happiness,harold and maud,The color Purple,Sordid Lives

Television:

will&grace, friends,west wing,keppin up apearances,ABFAB,The vicor of dibly

Books:

watership down,the crucible,a child called it and the books following,the da vinci code,the prohet

Heroes:

MY MOM,JANICE DICKINSON,braduh Izzy ,JFK, kerri edens,meryl streep,mlk jr,marlene dietrich,joan crawford,andy warhol,alex haley,Shoshana BEAN,bernadette peter's,the dahli lama

My Blog

Lisa Lavie "Angel" ON ITUNES NOW!!! :) Wohoooo!

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Posted by Sweet n Sour,Southern Fried Matzo Ball on Tue, 27 May 2008 03:44:00 PST

Highlight of my day

I'm lovin the fact that i just found a fifty in my clothes after washing AND drying them.... tee double hee
Posted by Sweet n Sour,Southern Fried Matzo Ball on Thu, 25 Aug 2005 01:11:00 PST

Bean Town BABIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Boston here I come yo. Woo-Hoo... Finally gettin outta this shit hole of a town (hull). So glad to be moving on and getting started on plan's and goals. It's been such a hassle living here. Don't get&...
Posted by Sweet n Sour,Southern Fried Matzo Ball on Thu, 25 Aug 2005 08:09:00 PST

YO

Flutter, flutter the butterflies, deep inside my heart could he be, should he be, the one i've been looking for the times we spend together It seems as tho time stands still It's nice to find, what yo...
Posted by Sweet n Sour,Southern Fried Matzo Ball on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Def different!!!!!! lol...

LOVE SONG FOR NOONE staying home alone on a Friday flat on the floor looking backon old loveor lack thereofafter all the crushes have fadedand all my wishful thinking was wrongI'm jadedI ha...
Posted by Sweet n Sour,Southern Fried Matzo Ball on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hull

So as everyone know's i've moved away from sobe......  NO MORE DRUGS,NO MORE DRAMA.........I absolutely love it..... So lifes journey brought me to this litle itty bitty shore town of hull,MA.......
Posted by Sweet n Sour,Southern Fried Matzo Ball on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

MY OPINION

Some people like the summer when it's hot Some people like the winter cold Some people speak they minds when they wanna And some other people ain't so bold Whatever it is that you do you should do...
Posted by Sweet n Sour,Southern Fried Matzo Ball on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST