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lucky

The international part time heterosexual superspy

About Me

24, bit tapped in the head but not as much as I would like. find these things geeky but seeing as every other bugger and their auntie has got one....well gotta jump onto the bandwagon innit? part of a soundsystem up here called vibrations (if you heard of it you dun know! if you aint then youre a bit shit really) and yeah, suck my willy till you numb it donkey flanges.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Lucky McDanger
Birthday: 09/03/82
Birthplace: Finsbury Park hotel N London
Current Location: Leeds
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6 ft 3
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left
Your Heritage: European
The Shoes You Wore Today: wore socks, didnt go outside the manor
Your Weakness: Drugs and fat girls
Your Fears: the above
Your Perfect Pizza: chicken, pepperoni, jalapenos, peppers, ham
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: debts sorted, nice hol and inner peace
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: wheres that half finished reefer I had from last night?
Your Best Physical Feature: the crack of my arse
Your Bedtime: whenever the drugs and fat girls leave me be
Your Most Missed Memory: the night before
Pepsi or Coke: Both are evil (Coke)
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King all the way
Single or Group Dates: Any
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: hot with 2 sugars, no other way you tarts
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: yeah
Do you Swear: fuck no
Do you Sing: rhyme on occasion
Do you Shower Daily: no but i bathe twice a day
Have you Been in Love: sadly yes
Do you want to go to College: not really
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: whenever Im not lying I do
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: better than some, worse than others
Are you a Health Freak: lol
Do you get along with your Parents: Ones dead and the other is ignored
Do you like Thunderstorms: hell yeah
Do you play an Instrument: guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yep
In the past month have you been on Drugs: hmmm...
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: if you mean shopping centres..
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: what is this the US?!?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: nearly
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: on my things to do list
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes
Ever been Drunk: shitty death..
Ever been called a Tease: not to my face
Ever been Beaten up: yep
Ever Shoplifted: yep
How do you want to Die: on pills with my grandchildren in a field listening to tunes and reminiscing over the good ol days
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: an adult
What country would you most like to Visit: Brazil
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: depends on what I had previously
Favourite Hair Color: as above
Short or Long Hair: as above
Height: above a midget, below me
Weight: small enough to hug, big enough not to break
Best Clothing Style: my own
Number of Drugs I have taken: HAHAHAHAHA! someone pass the abacus
Number of CDs I own: Eleventeen
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: wheres that abacus again
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My Interests

badger baiting, primate launching comps, politics and the rise of the facist police state in sunny ol GB, ferret painting (submerge a ferret into a can of paint, then let it loose onto a canvas, sell the bastard to some hopeless pretentious penis wallet- jobsagoodun) And Watching dumb Chavs get their uppance coming in a most silly, silly way.. .. width="425" height="350" ..

I'd like to meet:

Your mother, and this man. Bit too late mind
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Music:

righty ho, first of all the homegrown producers, mr ruckspin, slip, quark and his london boy dem, dotunuki, and of course the white boys and gay jesus lot (or whatever theyre calling themselves these days) roots manuva, the streets, mobb deep, nas, anything bad company/fresh etc, mampi swift, andy c, the kooks, kings of convenience, oasis (sad but true), interpol, corinne bailey rae, super furrys, beta band aphex twin (can you imagine that nutters dreams on acid comedowns? id rather not contemplate em to be honest) radiohead, saul williams, manu chou, dangermouse, kanye, arctic monkeys (like every other bastard), the zutons, portishead, tricky, soulwax, toots and the maytals, skatalites, t-rex and prodigy. shit forgot about plump djs and freestylers as wellfatboy slimjeff mills, bollocks that'll have to do for the timebeing

Movies:

city of god, withnail et moi (french release) and carebears 2- this time theyre pissed!

Norman Baker MP on the Death of Dr David Kelly


British LibDem MP Norman Baker is now two months into a private, year-long investigation into the death of Dr David Kelly, the scientist who found himself under seige after apparently accusing the government of ‘sexing up’ the case for war to a BBC journalist. The Hutton Inquiry, framed as a battle between the government and the BBC, failed to probe the manner in which Dr Kelly met his death. Suicide was largely assumed, but the blunt gardening knife found at the scene, the fact that only a single ulnar artery was transected, the lack of blood splattering, and the tiny amount of co-proxamol residue found in Dr Kelly’s stomach, points up the need for closer scrutiny. In a debut TV appearance on the subject - GMTV’s ‘The Sunday Programme’ - Mr Baker invited those with relevant information to contact him. He will be producing a report or book on his findings next year, but his stated aim is to above all arrive at the truth.

Television:

the repeats which bbc are so dependant on, porridge, only fools, good life. you know half 7 tuesday evening in 1987, that sorta stuff.And naturally the mighty boosh. .. width="425" height="350" ..

Books:

Catch 22- amazing book, suits a cynical old bastard like myself and the bible- love a good fictional romp

Heroes:

THE MOON! width="425" height="350" .... freddie flintoff, for being fucking awesome and fit at the same time, theirry henry for the same reason, and penfold, i mean he put with so much from dangermouse, fair play to him for just managing to still hang out with the cocky little mouse bastard.

My Blog

If anyone tests me

I swear to God now that I'm friends with She-ra...Mans best not test. Otherwise you're getting a can of animated female whoop-arse in the general direction of your Grannies. Like a left handed st...
Posted by lucky on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 03:32:00 PST

RIGHT!

Quick ting cos I really dont have the mental strength to contemplate the issue too much before resorting to hacking at my anarexoid wrists with rust ridden blades. ANYONE WHO BELIEVES THE MEDIA AT FAC...
Posted by lucky on Sat, 20 May 2006 06:01:00 PST

YEAH!

Uncle Phils my bredrin! SAFE!!!! Although Michael Knight there is no sign of.  
Posted by lucky on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 02:44:00 PST

safety

Damn, I've just seen Uncle Phil's page on here, shit Michael Knight's on here too! what have I been doing staying wrapped up in the real world when I could have been here, sat on my arse, scratching m...
Posted by lucky on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 09:32:00 PST