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Jut Up Jawn

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About Me

I like movies, music, bowling, eating, reading magazines and books, walking, tv, I like almost everything. I'm very open-minded and I like people that are open-minded as well (I really detest finicky/picky people). I don't like clubbing or parties (unless I know the majority of people attending). I live in South Jersey. I would love to live in New England (particularly New Hampshire) possibly in a log cabin at the end of woods or in them with an idyllic lake and mountains in the background (I'm such a dork!). I went to school for Communications and I write on the side. Ask me if you want to know more, OK! IM me at massacre1182, not that you will and not that i'll talk back, but you never know until you try. I dislike drama and people that cry over stupid shit. If you do something to me that I don't like, I will hate you forever, I mean it (I am the ultimate grudge holder lol---i may forgive you but I never forget)! I love hot showers on cold nights/mornings and sleeping with covers on cold nights with no heat on.

My Interests

Didn't I already tell you in the "About Me" section?! Well, I like all movies, particularly horror, thriller and Disney movies. I like all music, mainly heavy/death metal and 80's music, except for most rap (naturally there are exceptions) and country (unless it's old school a la Hank Williams and Patsy Cline). I read everything, particularly horror magazines, short stories, film reviews and novels. I love entertainment in general. I like traveling/tourism/geography, EGYPT, nature/wildlife/aquatic life, SHARKS!!!, alligators (basically any animals that are dangerous to humans, even though the most dangerous animal is arguably bipeds that talk), HIPPOS, forestry/woods (i have always had a strong fascination with woods---i'm much more of a woods person than a beach peep), psychology, sociology, history (certain parts), learning different languages, literature and although I tend to be a philosopher I don't enjoy philosophy so much since it makes you question too much shit (most philosophers supposedly ended up committing suicide!), healthy foods that actually taste good, UFO's, Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster, Bermuda Triangle, Ghosts, Parallel dimensions, Witchery, Aliens, Werewolves, Vampires, ZOMBIES and any other myths/legends that you and I mostly know is a bunch of hooplah but enjoy the notion of them possibly being true.

I'd like to meet:

Jesus, the Hawaiian Punch dude

Music:

Pantera, Deftones, Fear Factory, Cradle Of Filth, Type O Negative, Shadows Fall, Slayer, Cannibal Corpse, Dying Fetus, Skinless, Lacuna Coil, Dimmu Borgir, Emperor, Down, In Flames, Nevermore, Rob and White Zombie, Lamb Of God, Black Sabbath, OZZY, Metallica (pre-Load and Reload), Iron Maiden, Primus, Arch Enemy, Nile, Mortician, Morbid Angel, God Forbid, Vision Of Disorder, Machine Head, Kittie, Hatebreed, Earth Crisis, Snapcase, Children Of Bodom, Dragonforce, Bleeding Through, Sepultura (I like both but definitely more when Max Cavalera was the frontman), Soulfly, Bury Your Dead, As I Lay Dying, Throwdown, Strapping Young Lad, Darkest Hour, Between the Buried and Me, Coheed and Cambria, 311, Deadsy, H.I.M., The Haunted, Misfits, Twisted Fucking Sister, System Of A Down, Face To Face, Unwritten Law, H2O, AFI, MXPX, NOFX, Bad Religion, Operation Ivy, Rancid, Rush, Bob Marley, Yes, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Def Leppard, Blood Sweat & Tears, Goo Goo Dolls, Smashing Pumpkins, Soul Asylum, Collective Soul, Flyleaf, Garbage, theSTART, Shiny Toy Guns, The Cars, The Clash, The Cure, Simple Minds, The Police/Sting, Heart, Cyndi Lauper, The Psychedelic Furs, Tori Amos, The Cranberries, The Sundays, Mazzy Star, Avril Lavigne, Glenn Miller, Vivaldi, Beethoven, ICP, Cypress Hill, Snoop Dogg, The Dresden Dolls, Kelly Clarkson, a lot more heavy and death metal bands, hardcore, punk, classic rock, 80's metal/ 80's music in general, alternative, oldies, I even like soft rock.

Movies:

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Night Of The Living Dead (1968), The Evil Dead, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Crow, Black Christmas (1975---they made a fucking remake of this original slasher classic!), Dawn Of The Dead (1978), North By Northwest, Rope (almost all of Hitchcock's movies), Rosemary's Baby, The Shining (original), The Night Flier, The Lost Boys, Suspiria, Dead End, Halloween (some of the sequels were decent but will never live up to the original---it stands on its fucking own!), Edward Scissorhands, Sleepy Hollow, Clerks, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Clerks II, Pet Sematary, The Ring, Mulholland Drive, Blue Velvet, The Devil's Rejects, House Of 1000 Corpses, Audition, The Eye (original Pang brothers version), Uzumaki, Bloody Reunion, Finding Nemo, The Incredibles, The Iron Giant, Pulp Fiction, Henry: Portrait Of A Serial Killer, Kill Bill Vol. 1&2, 8MM, Friday The 13th (i like most of the movies in this series as corny as they may be, except for the 8th one, and yes I actually do like Jason X despite being in space b/c some of the deaths in that were fucking awsum!), Sleepaway Camp, Sin City, Psycho(original), Saw (franchise), Day Of The Dead, The Patriot (with Mel Gibson), Final Destination, The People Under The Stairs, Dead Alive, What About Bob?, Ghostbusters, The Last House On The Left, A Nightmare On Elm Street (only the first one, the third one was pretty cool too but the rest of them sucked), Silent Night Deadly Night, The Exorcist, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Elf, A Christmas Story, A Charlie Brown Christmas (and most other Charlie Brown movies), The Grinch (the Chuck Jones original animation, NOT the stupid live-action one), Kids, The Big Night, Duck Season, Bubble, La Moustache, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Fear X, Donnie Darko, High Tension (before and after the twist), The Brave Little Toaster!, A Goofy Movie, The Emperor's New Groove, A Bronx Tale, Boyz N The Hood, Menace II Society, Heathers, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Breakfast Club, Stand By Me, The Goonies, Carrie (original), A Clockwork Orange, etc. I like a lot of horror movies, thrillers, comedies (preferably dark comedies, not slapstick), Disney movies (besides the ones mentioned above, I like Lilo & Stitch, Sleeping Beauty, Alice in Wonderland, Dumbo, Monsters, Inc., The Black Cauldron, Peter Pan, Beauty and the Beast, Toy Story, Toy Story 2, Robin Hood, The Little Mermaid, Aladdin, Pocahontas, The Jungle Book, Mulan, probably the majority of the animated Disney movies---not Pinocchio, I absolutely loathe Pinocchio---I immensely favor Disney moobies), foreign cinema, slice-of-life type independent flicks, mind-bogglers, basically anything. I'm a huge fan of Tim Burton, George Romero, Alfred Hitchcock, Wes Craven, Quentin Tarantino, Dario Argento, David Lynch, Kevin Smith, Walt Diznay, M. Night Shyamalan, etc. I usually prefer older movies to contemporary ones, but I love all films differently!

Television:

Tales From The Crypt, The Wonder Years, Roseanne, Are You Afraid Of The Dark?, Tales from the Cryptkeeper, Family Guy, a lot of game shows (Family Feud, Wheel Of Fortune, Lingo, Supermarket Sweep, Dog Eat Dog,etc.), entertainment shows (Entertainment Tonight, Ebert&Roeper, The Insider, etc.), The Twilight Zone, Alfred Hitchcock Presents (anthology shows rock!), The Outer Limits (the original series NOT the new ones), Supernatural, CSI, Metalocalypse, a lot of old shows that they show on Nick@Nite and TVLand, Shark Week, Powerpuff Girls, All-American Girl, (She's a.........)Small Wonder, Alvin and the Chipmunks!, Gravedale High, Discovery Channel, History Channel (sometimes), I'm sure there's more.

Books:

almost all of Roald Dahl's books and adult short stories ("Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" is one of my favorite fucking books ever), most of R.L. Stine's books (Goosebumps, Fear Street, and any other series he's made), Stephen King books, Brian Keene ("The Rising," "City Of The Dead," "Terminal"), Jack Ketchum ("The Girl Next Door", "The Lost (despite the teeny bop romance shit and the cat's POV)") Grimm's Fairy Tales, Aesop's Fables, shit Gris Grimly works on, Neil Gaiman ("Coraline" and "Neverwhere"), "The Giver" by Lois Lowry, books by Tim Lebbon ("Face," "Fears Unnamed"), "Dishwasher" by Pete Jordan, Lemony Snicket's "A Series of Unfortunate Events" (I read all 13 books and I think kiddies should too since Lemony Snicket uses big words and creatively defines them---way to go for entertaining and educating at the same time, Lemony!), a lot of autobiographies, reviews, essays (particularly David Sedaris), short stories (H.P. Lovecraft, Sherman Alexie, Amy Tan, T. Coraghesson Boyle, Ray Bradbury, Edgar Allen Poe and many other authors that write shit with open-ended conclusions or I have no idea what they're actually writing about), magazines (Fangoria, Rue-Morgue, Metal Edge, Revolver, Entertainment Weekly, etc.), comics (The Walking Dead, Girls, Lenore, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, most of Slave Labor Graphics shit, most of the shit that Steve Niles works on, independent comics, horror anthologies, basically anything horror and slice-of-life shit), newspapers (particularly the film reviews in the Philadelphia Inquirer by Carrie Rickey and Steven Rea even though I sent them several e-mails and they never replied---I still read them) and entertainment books. I love reading.

Heroes:

Jesus, the Lumiere brothers, Walt Disney, Roald Dahl, GRIS GRIMLY, the creators of Cahiers du Cinema, whoever invented bowling (apparently it's been traced back to the BC's in Egypt---thanks Osiris/Isis/Ra/King Tut/etc.), people that went through so much shit in their lives and don't let it get to them

My Blog

"haiku"etry

Here are some Haiku poems I made up for a Creative Writing course I took in the past.  For those of you that don't know what haiku poetry is....a Japanese poem consisting of three lines....the fi...
Posted by Jut Up Jawn on Tue, 01 May 2007 05:15:00 PST

my little goth girl

Melinda Shaw A five-foot stone wall spans the street. There's an opening in the middle, Where black bars create an archway With the word cemetery enclosed in a rectangle, All made of black steel. Pum...
Posted by Jut Up Jawn on Tue, 01 May 2007 05:08:00 PST

i'm no sylvia plath or w.h. auden

This is a poem I wrote for a Creative Writing course I took over a year ago which is about a certain setting that may or may not have had a big impression on my life.........   Upstairs There's ...
Posted by Jut Up Jawn on Tue, 01 May 2007 05:03:00 PST