The Official Jason Voorhees Myspace

HELL-O friends! Greetings from Crystal Lake! Don't be fooled by imitations, this is good ol' Mr Voorhees. I mean some of them don't even spell my name correctly! Sheesh!
Where do I begin? I know, you are all saying "Jason doesn't talk!" Well, this ain't talkin it's typing baby! I know you are probably surprised I have so much time on my hands to make a myspace, but killing is dirty work and I need a break!
Let's see, what can I say about myself? Well, first of all I'm a pretty laid back guy as you can imagine. I love the outdoors and especially enjoy spending time in the woods. I don't smoke or drink, and I will kill anyone who decides to do that in my neck of the woods.
I'm not a big fan of anything aquatic. I don't enjoy boats, the ocean, fishing, or anything that involves me being surrounded by many gallons of water. Don't worry, regardless of what you have heard, I do shower!
I know you may ask how I live with myself with all the killing I've done, but someone has to do it. No worries I am a friendly fellow, I only punish the guilty!
I enjoy talking to fans and will answer any mail that you send. Got any questions you've been burning to ask? Boxers or briefs? Chocolate or Vanilla? Well ask away! Trust me, with all those years of silence I have much to say!
For those wondering, I take everyone who accepts and supports me and the Voorhees agenda very seriously! I assure you I don't random add to pad the friend list! I carefully select the people I want to build the Voorhees army! I try and contact everyone who is gracious enough to be supportive of my efforts! Sometimes I can't talk to everyone, so just know I appreciate the support! ..