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Crow T Robot

Oil my chassis...

About Me

Im a robot..
This whacked out wasteoid named Joel built me out of some spare parts that were lying around The Sattelite of Love, where I am tortured daily by that perpetually stoned neurotic freak.

See what I mean..? WHAT A FREAK!!
You dont even want to know what he did to me with that wrench.
I hate my life
It's not all bad though.
Joel built others like me, and they make my sojourn thru this hellish existence a bit more bearable.
Heres a shot of me and the family.

Pray for us...Please!

My Interests

All I do is cower in fear when Joels not around...
Then try to be amusing when he is. If I make him laugh, he doesnt hurt me as bad.
But when he gets bored, he locks us all up in a room with him, and performs wierd 'Clockwork Orange" style experiments on us
No wonder he didnt equip us with eyelids...

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with a shuttle craft, spaceship or teleportation device that can GET ME THE HELL OFF THIS SATTELITE!!

Movies:

ARGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!



Movies are evil.