Avoiding this guy and...
I write quite a bit lately... Because I need the cash for DVDs and comics and toys and things. I want to be a comedian for now and a writer when I grow up. If I can find a way to do both, that's when I'll have cracked it and will be happy. Having a real job seems like cheating so I'm unemployed.
UPDATE: I am going back to school because I am in need of a real job... and by "real job" I mean FX and creature makeup. So that seems to be the new plan...you know- this week.
I'm a big animal person who believes in red meat for the masses. I have a crippling fear of numbers. Even now I get jeebed out thinking about them. Big time movie lust. Dashed dreams of film school. And at times I can become very fixated on Zombies, Old Actors, and anything not in front of me. Time well spent. Thank you. As you were.
When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned
his tail and fled!
What Monty Python Character are you?
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Bob Newhart.
Olivia de Havilland.
Errol Morris.
John Waters.
Seth Macfarlane.
Elijah Wood.
Brendon Smalls.
Chris Gore.
Adam West.
And of course the Bitches and hoe's
without which none of this would be possible.
Posthumously:
Gracie Allen
Bette Davis
Gilda Radner
Madeline Kahn
Ethel Merman
Sam Kinison
Boris Karloff
Queen . Jackie Wilson . Nellie Mckay . Cake . Robbie Williams . Green Day . Elvis . Elvis Costello . Tracy Bonham . Smashing Pumpkins . Dolly Parton . Old Dance Hall Music . T.V. Show Theme Songs . Showtunes . Rufus Wainwright . C.W. McCall . Allan Sherman . Bobby "Boris" Pickett . The Dan Band . The Andrews Sisters . Glenn Miller . Stevie Wonder . Maria Callas .+
She
What Green Day song are you?
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You are Nigel Tufnel's Band Slag! You like your
band guy to be a real charmer, sensitive at
heart, a bit of an asshole at times, and a
really brilliant guitar player. You like to
see him in the limelight, and let's face it,
you like being in it too, which is probably
why you're tempted to dump this one and go with
David. Biyetch.
Which Spinal Tap Bang Slag are You?
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All About Eve * Serial Mom * Dead Alive * This is SpinalTap * Titus *
The Bad Seed * His Girl Friday * Bringing up Baby * Ginger Snaps * Spanking the monkey * Orgazmo * HellBoy * Waiting for Guffman * Four Rooms * All that is Monty Python * Errol Morris ..ary's * The Ice Pirates * Twice upon a time (1984) *+
Bitten by a zombie? Bad news, you aren't going to
make it. Sure, you might be alive now, but
you're infected. And that can only lead to one
thing. Zombies. Too bad, it's been nice
knowing you.
The Zombie Movie Survival Quiz
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Adult Swim Sunday night. Stand up comedy on comedy central. Kids in the hall for as long as I can remember. Errol Morris: First Person- Find it... no, now. Go. I'll wait- it's that worth seeing. News... But it's been rotting away my insides. I read more. Myth Busters makes my innards rejoyce. le' offieece! Yes, I say it just like that. Intervention = fun heh heh. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "I'll eat your babies bitch!" ahem. I think I should be watching more T.V. I was and am still a big MST3K fan. Ghost Hunters. X-Play. RED EYE .
Attack of the show.
R.I.P. Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn .
Currently: The Politically Incorrect Guide to Global Warming.
The complete works of Edger Allen Poe.
The Lovable incestuous child molestin' bag of cookies.
That... And my ever expanding collection of vintage Etiquette books. Thank you Amy Vanderbilt.... evil bitch, I love you.
Anyone who has worked hard to get to do it all their own way.
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