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Movie Trollop eated teh hearts n'stuffs

I'm gonna have'tah take those cookies sir... Right! Now for some coffee.

About Me

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"Life is intrinsically, well, boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course, it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring."
- Edward Gorey

You are Mystique Mystique 65% Dr. Doom 65% The Joker 61% Riddler 61% Poison Ivy 61% Magneto 60% Dark Phoenix 56% Apocalypse 55% Lex Luthor 55% Catwoman 55% Venom 52% Mr. Freeze 51% Two-Face 49% Kingpin 48% Green Goblin 45% Juggernaut 37% Sometimes motherly, sometimes a beautiful companion, but most of the time a deceiving vixen.
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My dog.
"I'm the German Ethel Merman dont'cha know!"
I want to be creative and live off of that creativity. Now all I have to do is pick something and stick to it. I've been working on my comedy. I've had a failed buisness or two and While attempting to cover Comic-con found that both Hobos and the odd early morning drunk like to pet my hair and try to buy me things. So here I am, funny and skilled in all sorts of ways! Still... here I sit. I'm a writer/comedian/ I breed animals (I say 'animals' because there are a couple). So talk to me... and bring jokes... and zombie stories.
The cast recording is amazing and fantastic and I think everyone should have it. In summation: Dirty puppets. But in a... A smart way.
You are BRIAN GRIFFIN! Sure you may be a dog, but
you're one of the smartest beings around:
cultured, sophisticated, and with a refined
taste for martinis. You try to give advice to
the people you know since they often need it,
and no matter how sarcastic you may be, you
deep down care for the poor souls. What would
they do without you?
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Which 'Home Movies' character are you?
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Robin

is a Human-Sized Bee that is Covered with a Thick Slime and Wreathed with Flames.
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"That cat was the best fuck I ever had"
-Steve Martin
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My Interests



Avoiding this guy and...

I write quite a bit lately... Because I need the cash for DVDs and comics and toys and things. I want to be a comedian for now and a writer when I grow up. If I can find a way to do both, that's when I'll have cracked it and will be happy. Having a real job seems like cheating so I'm unemployed.

UPDATE: I am going back to school because I am in need of a real job... and by "real job" I mean FX and creature makeup. So that seems to be the new plan...you know- this week.

I'm a big animal person who believes in red meat for the masses. I have a crippling fear of numbers. Even now I get jeebed out thinking about them. Big time movie lust. Dashed dreams of film school. And at times I can become very fixated on Zombies, Old Actors, and anything not in front of me. Time well spent. Thank you. As you were.

When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned
his tail and fled!

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BEAUTY VIDEOS AND STUFFS: PurseBuzz

I'd like to meet:

Bob Newhart.
Olivia de Havilland.
Errol Morris.
John Waters.
Seth Macfarlane.
Elijah Wood.
Brendon Smalls.
Chris Gore.
Adam West.

And of course the Bitches and hoe's
without which none of this would be possible.

Posthumously:
Gracie Allen
Bette Davis
Gilda Radner
Madeline Kahn
Ethel Merman
Sam Kinison
Boris Karloff

Music:



Queen . Jackie Wilson . Nellie Mckay . Cake . Robbie Williams . Green Day . Elvis . Elvis Costello . Tracy Bonham . Smashing Pumpkins . Dolly Parton . Old Dance Hall Music . T.V. Show Theme Songs . Showtunes . Rufus Wainwright . C.W. McCall . Allan Sherman . Bobby "Boris" Pickett . The Dan Band . The Andrews Sisters . Glenn Miller . Stevie Wonder . Maria Callas .+


She

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You are Nigel Tufnel's Band Slag! You like your
band guy to be a real charmer, sensitive at
heart, a bit of an asshole at times, and a
really brilliant guitar player. You like to
see him in the limelight, and let's face it,
you like being in it too, which is probably
why you're tempted to dump this one and go with
David. Biyetch.

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Movies:



All About Eve * Serial Mom * Dead Alive * This is SpinalTap * Titus * The Bad Seed * His Girl Friday * Bringing up Baby * Ginger Snaps * Spanking the monkey * Orgazmo * HellBoy * Waiting for Guffman * Four Rooms * All that is Monty Python * Errol Morris ..ary's * The Ice Pirates * Twice upon a time (1984) *+

Bitten by a zombie? Bad news, you aren't going to
make it. Sure, you might be alive now, but
you're infected. And that can only lead to one
thing. Zombies. Too bad, it's been nice
knowing you.

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Television:




Adult Swim Sunday night. Stand up comedy on comedy central. Kids in the hall for as long as I can remember. Errol Morris: First Person- Find it... no, now. Go. I'll wait- it's that worth seeing. News... But it's been rotting away my insides. I read more. Myth Busters makes my innards rejoyce. le' offieece! Yes, I say it just like that. Intervention = fun heh heh. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "I'll eat your babies bitch!" ahem. I think I should be watching more T.V. I was and am still a big MST3K fan. Ghost Hunters. X-Play. RED EYE .
Attack of the show.
R.I.P. Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn .

Books:


Currently: The Politically Incorrect Guide to Global Warming.
The complete works of Edger Allen Poe.
The Lovable incestuous child molestin' bag of cookies.
That... And my ever expanding collection of vintage Etiquette books. Thank you Amy Vanderbilt.... evil bitch, I love you.

Heroes:


Anyone who has worked hard to get to do it all their own way.

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My Blog

With every new blog come an excuse as to why I’ve not been blogging...

I've been hella busy... sorta. Okay, it's not so much busy as didn't want to blog. There. I said it. I have lost my taste for it... for the moment anyway. What I have been doing is reading blogs. Lot...
Posted by Movie Trollop eated teh hearts n'stuffs on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:16:00 PST

True love... first love?

Okay, not first love. But there is a ton of love there. Anyway- I've been having really manic moods of late and I want to let you know I'm still around ... and I'm still whatever the fuck it is you ...
Posted by Movie Trollop eated teh hearts n'stuffs on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 09:43:00 PST

Sometimes it’s hard to be a woman...STEP BACK SON!

Being a woman is a weird thing (Not that I have anything to compare it to.) You are, at the same time, powerful beyond understanding - and totally helpless and confused. Well, it feels that way. All t...
Posted by Movie Trollop eated teh hearts n'stuffs on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 09:51:00 PST

Its been a long week...

...Just happy it’s over...well, it’s over’ish. Actually the last couple few weeks have been complete crap. hahahahhh well, I’ll live. With Monday comes a chance at something -...
Posted by Movie Trollop eated teh hearts n'stuffs on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 01:52:00 PST

Update: Im still to busy for you BAH!

And I’m Sorry about that. But I do have a million things going on at the moment that you are sure not to care about! WOOT! Because of that, I’ll keep most of it to myself. Where I&rsquo...
Posted by Movie Trollop eated teh hearts n'stuffs on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 04:52:00 PST

"I feel like I never get sick anymore..." famous last words.

I stole this from a Jason Mraz blog...."The cave was so dry I could hear my tongue trying to break free from its crispy bed on the roof of my mouth. It should've been morning the way I was awake but t...
Posted by Movie Trollop eated teh hearts n'stuffs on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 10:28:00 PST

when I went to take this she was sleeping against my chest...

I honestly don't know what changed.-Robin
Posted by Movie Trollop eated teh hearts n'stuffs on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 03:48:00 PST

Are you ready to be a parent? (stolen from nsane)

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Posted by Movie Trollop eated teh hearts n'stuffs on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 04:47:00 PST

Shit I can live without, a history.

There comes a time in every mans life when he has to make the call... Bitch or Hoe? I thought not a man, will choose the ladder every fucking day of the week. It's not that I don't enjoy a good Bitch ...
Posted by Movie Trollop eated teh hearts n'stuffs on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 08:14:00 PST

weirdness... but in that "I want one!" kinda way

I found a few things that a couple of you might like... ^ self explanatory^^ transformer MP3 player ( sold here:99 bucks )Or even better!..^ i love me some pez...sadly, this thing looks suck ass ( s...
Posted by Movie Trollop eated teh hearts n'stuffs on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 02:55:00 PST