YOU DON'T KNOW JACK SCHIDT!
He´s the bull. And bull means nonsense in Icelandic - which has nothing to do with Jack Schidt. He couldn't be more serious about his production, DJ career, his tight red jeans or his luft guitar playing.
If that isn't enough listen closely. Jack Schidt was the first DJ in the world to stage dive into the crowd!
Any other stage-diving DJs interested in following Mr. Schidt into the record books are encouraged to contact the ‘Pineapple Records’ legal department.
Don't forget to worship the Golden Calf. He needs you as much as you need him.
Muuuuu...