LaVonda Dupree

Hi all, I'm Lavonda Dupree. I live in Winters, Texas. I have had some real difficult times lately.... My mamma Peggy, passed away. She had an affair with man with two wooden legs. I don't know which was worse, the fact that he's my best friend Noleta's husband, or that she tripped over his legs while on her way to the bathoom at a seedy motel. She apparently hit her head on the sink, and got a sub-dural, hematoma.. The doctor said she died instantly. Well, I guess mamma had needs. As my Aunt Sissy said "it was good seein her kick up her heels there towards the end", well you know after my daddy had died. Sissy said, mamma had been down at Bubba's almost everynight, with Bitsy Mae Harling and Juanita Bartlett. I guess that is when her and G.W. started having their affair. We all have needs..lord knows I've had mine! Well except my sister Latrelle. I think her only need is to "look good" for other people. I love my sister, but we don't really understand each other. She is always worried what other people think..I'm more a "live and let live" kinda gal!.. Latrelle lives in denial, especially about our brother, Earl. We call him "brother boy", he is locked up in some loony bin. Latrelle wants to keep him there, but I am gonna get him out! I never really understood why mamma and daddy put him in that place. They said it was to "protect him" from what?... Because he likes to dress up like Tammy Wynette? I don't think he is the one that's crazy, he always loved his "Country Queens". I tell ya, I think it's other people that have the problem.... I am a little more open minded I guess than other folks around these parts... Me and my friend Noleta got arrested for holdin up Tiny's Liquor store. Our friend Juanita was driving the get away car. I almost didn't make my own mamma's funeral..boy Latrelle sure had her panties in a wad, but what else is new! I think me and Noleta will get off though, we had a real good reason. We was pissed at men!! We got all liquored up, and watched Thelma and Louise, went down to Bubba's and had us some fun! Whoa we had fun!! We seem to have a "knack for it"..then Noletta remembered Tiny had short changed her, so we thought we outta pay him a visit... Next thing I knew we was in jail with a woman who had super-glued her husband's dick to his stomach (he pressed charges..) I'd say he had it comin..he'd slept with her sister.... We are all gonna hook up at Bubba's when she gets out. That should be a good time..maybe we will watch Thelma and Louise before we go... Here is a clip of my mamma's friend Bitsy Mae playing at Bubba's and some of my family and friends.. Here is a clip dedicated to Brother Boy and Tammy Wynette..The 2007 Sordid Lives Remix... I think I need some new shotgun shells.. maybe a little rock salt and bacon grease on their back side will get their attention!!!...woo this is fun!!!

Sordid Lives The Series
Wednesday July 23rd, 2008 at 10:00 PM
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Here is the Official countdown... Woo Hoo!!!! Ya'll better be counting down with me!!!!! LaVonda!