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About Me


--- Aim ID: Fatigue Engine
Yahoo ID: Gottdeshasses
Msn ID: Yahweh_jaie ---

About me? Little old me? Hmm... I'm probably the first to start downing on myself and ignoring any positive traits I possess, but that's also most likely due to my relative status as 'stuck in a rut'... but that's a circumstantial thing which I could change, were I more motivated towards success. :D
I'm 25, that much is unnecessary, but present. I spent the majority of my teenage years doing drugs and essentially dropping out of high school (taking the CHSPE - California High School Proficiency Exam, much like a GED but it only works in the state in which you take it :P), and here I rest, a Foreign Language student focused intently on improving my english beyond that of the standard american, and hopefully beyond that of even the standard american teacher... I speak German and am TOTALLY enamoured with all things German: Culture, Language, Government, History... and even currently their Economics - Deutschland is one of the fastest growing and most lucrative economic powers in the world, and the number 2 or 3 economy in Europe - Awsometastic, says I. Oh yea, and they have the awesomest fucking industrial EVER - completely recognized as the originators of modern industrial and electronic dance music :)
So that's the first installment of 'Me - The Musical'. I surprise the shit out of people often enough, because my sense of humour is broken, disgusting, evil and mutated :) Don't be too surprised if I completely throw random things at you, it's a habit. :P
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My Interests

Music, Visual Input, Audio Input, Social Stimulus, Food, Breathing, Circulating Blood with my Heart...

Click me if you wish to see something happy!

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I'd like to meet:

cyberzombies and other mechanized undead

The Black Angel
People Iced: Thirty Eight
Car Bombs Planted: Nineteen
Favorite Weapon Slingshot
Arms Broken: Twenty Two
Eyes Gouged: Twenty Two
Tongues Cut Off: One
Biggest Enemy: Hairy Henry
Get Your HITMAN Name

Your friends aren't this fucking hot
I have enough friends.

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Music:

Kool Keith, Black Eyed Peas, Jurassic 5, Heiroglyphics, Aesop Rock, Mista Liff, Pantera, Mnemic, Funker Vogt, Combichrist, PAL, SITD, Kiew, SINA, Suicide Commando, Hocico, Covenant, VNV Nation, Terrorfact, Tactical Sekt, And One, Das Ich, Tanzwut, Rammstein, Einstrzende Neubauten, KMFDM, Skinny Puppy, Front 242, Frontline Assembly, Underworld, Prodigy, Nitzer Ebb, Dulce Liquido, Feindflug, Nine Inch Nails, God Lives Underwater, Filter, Stabbing Westward, Gravity Kills, Portishead, Bjrk, Angels and Agony, Binar Code (even though they only made what, 3 songs?)... There are more. I don't have patience to list them.

Movies:

Harold and Maude, Aliens, Most anything by John Woo, All Tarantino (Mu'fuckin' Jackie Brown, BITCHES!), Many different Anime full-lengths, Battle Royale, Labyrinth, Die Weisse Rose, Close Encounters of the 3rd Kind, Interview with the Vampire, Bram Stokers Dracula, Meet Joe Black, Benny and Joon, Man on the Moon, Ace Ventura (I and II), Terminator, Moulin Rouge, G.I. Jane, Fight Club, Requiem for a Dream, Lord of the Rings (i cant believe they actually did a good job with my favorite literary work of all time - peter jackson is going to heaven, thats final.), The Others, School of Rock, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, do i really need to list more? we've all seen numerous movies in our time, and probably all like good movies (being as we are in a good subculture, our artistic tastes are obviously enhanced and educated :D ).
You kill for revenge.
This must be due to having lost something or someone you held very dear. Now you can't seem to get over the loss that marked your soul, and the only solution is to go after the one person who brought all this pain to you. Chances are you are angry inside and you bottle everything up and don't talk to anyone about it. People may want to help, but you think that they can never understand your pain and only get frustrated because of this. But it is important to see all that you have left and be thankful of that even if you have lost something great. It may not be true that time heals all wounds, but with time and talking about your feelings, maybe the hurt will ease.
Main weapon: Yourself
Quote: "You can close your eyes to reality but not to memories" - Stainslaw J. Lec
Facial expression: Clenched jaw and wet eyes
What Type of Killer Are You? [cool pictures]
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Television:

*sigh* Television is, with the exceptions of: Animal Planet, Food Network, National Geographic Channel and Discovery Channel, made to keep us stupid and easily influenced. if you enjoy a program on television, such as various animations and the like, go fucking buy/rent the DVD's and watch it sans-commercials...

Books:

Lord of the Rings trilogy, almost any of the Star Wars Universe novels, HARRY FUCKING POTTER (if youre 'too grown up' to read them, then you dont deserve to be reading them any-fucking-way. they are LITERALLY just as good as the Lord of the Rings trilogy, and are worth every hour and day you spend reading them), The teachings of the Buddha, The Qu'ran, The Holy Bible (what? its a good storybook... dragons, ten headed sheep, super-whores, giant stone idols, magic, war... dude, it fuckin' rocks if you know what parts to read, so just read the whole thing. its pretty strange... but skip deuteronomy and numbers... FUCKING BOOOORING)... i cant think of much more.

Heroes:

J.R.R.Tolkien, J.K.Rowling, Socrates, Plato, Sun Tzu, Shakyamuni Buddha (Prince Siddhartha Gautama), Laozi, Confucius, Jesus, Muhammed, Squaresoft, Sony Online Entertainment, SEGA, Sonic the Hedgehog, Steven Hawking, Albert Einstein, Dr. Mengele (he's the greatest super villain that ever actually lived! only in the bible will you find evil like that man - only in the bible), Bruce Lee, Jet Li (both of whom are 2 of the greatest super heroes that ever lived!), Aloric the Visigoth, Pope Innocent II (for being an evil fuck), Pope Urban the something'th (for starting the crusades and proving Christianity is fucking mindless idol worship like every other religion)... I have more. I don't care. They're just people. I like their traits, I emulate some.

My Blog

OH MY FUCKING GOD JAPAN!

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Posted by Bram Twanlo on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 01:10:00 PST

My artwork from the bulletin... updatable format ;)

I'm obviously not done with the Dragon, but I think he'll be done by the end of the week... maybe.Otherwise, my graff name is JAIE, for all you crazy kids out there who couldn't read it... which still...
Posted by Bram Twanlo on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 07:25:00 PST

I'm liberal as hell and this is what I scored?

You are a Social Liberal (83% permissive)and an... Economic Liberal (25% permissive)You are best described as a: Strong Democrat Link: The Politics Test on Ok CupidAlso: The OkCup...
Posted by Bram Twanlo on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 02:12:00 PST

Uncalled for acts of kindness.

Wow. I don't know how to describe how this evenings events felt without using a hyperbole, but I'll try. Tonight, around 5.45, my sponsor and my best friend came over to my house kinda unexpectedly...
Posted by Bram Twanlo on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 06:22:00 PST

I am dying, and it isn't good.

The following was posted as a comment on my friends page, as a response to a comment she left upon mine - I felt that it captured so well the way I feel and what I've experienced over the last few day...
Posted by Bram Twanlo on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 10:38:00 PST

Pomegranate fuckfest ' 40,006

This is just too good not to post a blog about it. ...HOLY SHIT!! So my Grandmother comes home and the first things I hear from her in the living room (I'm in the den) are "Justin?" - so I say "...
Posted by Bram Twanlo on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 04:20:00 PST

This is disturbing... I fucking love it.

A big thanks to the lovely Carexxxah for posting this perfect image in a bulletin.
Posted by Bram Twanlo on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 07:22:00 PST

Hehe, happy thanksgiving?

HAHAhahahaha!!! Ok... So I speak to the ex-, and she's a little touchy. Ok, that's fine - she's mildly disrespectful - still fine... If she doesn't like me, that's great, I understand. ...but...
Posted by Bram Twanlo on Thu, 24 Nov 2005 02:22:00 PST

2 Fucking years already...

This time 2 years ago I was dating a self hating bulimic girl who tried to kill me twice in the 6 months of us dating. On this particular day, after she joined CEA (compulsive eaters anonymous), I too...
Posted by Bram Twanlo on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 09:23:00 PST

My current status:

Wow.Last night was awesome. Josh played an amazingly good set with Anthony, and I was just shocked at the quality of his voice... I'm really glad my cousin introduced me to all of these people, I feel...
Posted by Bram Twanlo on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 11:51:00 PST