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jeremy/"JORGE"

Don't count your weasels before they pop, Dink.

About Me

I hate it when they make tea taste like fruit. If I wanted fruit, I'd have fruit. I want tea. While I'm on the subject keep weird flavors out of my water too. Which Imfamous criminal are you?
You are Jack the Ripper. Yours were some of the most brutal murders recorded in history--yet your case is still to this day unsolved. You came from out of the fog, killed violently and quickly and disappeared without a trace. Then for no apparent reason, you satisfy your blood lust with ever-increasing ferocity, culminating in the near destruction of your final victim, and then you vanish from the scene forever. The perfect ingredients for the perennial thriller.You are quite the mysteriously demented?
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My Interests

Tweety and The Stooges

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Music:

***I posted this as a blog in February, and it has disappeared into the land of wherever old blogs go, so I'll put it here for now*** Ok, Some time ago it was requested that I identify my top 10-ish albums. After a lot of thought, ok, not that much thought, I have formulated a list. The problem is this list was probably different last week, and will probably be different next week. I noticed that I have listened to a lot of these albums very recently, I don't know if I listened to them because they are my favorites, or if they're on my mind because I just listened to them. In no particular order.Izzy Stradlin and the Ju Ju Hounds - I've said this might be my favorite album ever for a while now. Guns N' Roses rythm guitar player, and excellent songwriter makes incredible Stones-esce rock n roll record. There's a cover of a raggae song done like a punk song, Ron Wood sings a duet, and Come On Now Inside may be the best ballad ever./Guns N' Roses, Appetite For Destruction- Since I was on the GNR subject, pretty much every song on this album was my favorite song at one point in my life. A fairly cliqued choice, but a correct one./Aerosmith, Rocks - I might choose one of about 4 or 5 Aerosmith albums to be on this list at any time, but this album is great. If Walk This Way was on this record instead of on Toys In The Attic, Rocks would be talked about the same way Appetite For Destruction is, but it didn't have a huge hit, just a few minor ones. I don't need the hit, but a lot of people do./Tom Waits, Small Change - Basically a Jazz record. Only piano, drums, bass, and saxaphone. I don't own many records with no guitar on them, but this one is incredible. The Piano Has Been Drinking makes me want to laugh and cry all at once. Waits got alot more avant garde in his later work, which is great too, but the simplicity and beauty here can't be beat. NOTE- I could also put the newer, more avant Waits album Mule Variations on this list but at the moment it's Small Change, as I said, it could change next week./Blind Melon - A lot of people just know this as "that Bee Girl band" and yeah, that song's on here, but this album is rockin, bluesy, and folky all at once. With just enough strange musicianship to keep you guessing./Robert Randolph And The Family Band, Unclassified - I like this for a lot of the same reasons I like the Blind Melon album. It's Rock, blues, funk, and soul all at once. Most of the guitar is pedal steel, and I'm all for taking "normal" musical style and changing it up a little./Willie Nelson, Red Headed Stranger - You can't go wrong with Willie, and in my experience this is the best. A little odd with reprises and things like that. I think the concept album came before the movie, but I'm not sure and it doesn't matter. "you can't blame a man, for killing a woman who's trying to steal his horse"/Smashing Pumpkins, Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness- A double album that I kind of forget how great it is until I am listening to it. Covers about every kind of emotional and instrumental experimentation that a grunge band can do, and still be just a grunge band, not have to be classified as something different.(although I don't know if they consider themselves grunge)/Blind Boys of Alabama, Higher Ground - My only purchase ever from the Gospel section of the record store. These guys are literally blind men in their sixties who've been making music together for about 50 years, but they have more passion for what they're doing than most young people. Whether it's because they think they're doing God's work or that they just have been doing something they love since they were kids I don't know, and I don't care. I'm not a religious guy, but I'll buy more Blind Boys. It also helps that Robert Randolph and the Family Band are the backup band for this album, and Ben Harper who I also dig the hell out of, but none of his stuff made this list makes a couple guest appearances./And 10th I would have to declare a tie betweenRolling Stones-Beggars Banquet, Sticky Fingers, and Exile on Main St. I need some Stones on this list, and which of those is my favorite varies day to day./Kings X, Dogman- Excellent musicianship, songwriting, and groove all at once. Groove is what's most important to me in all my music though./Faith No More, Angeldust-The guitar player for bitched about there not being enough guitar on this album, that might be what I like, nothing else I liked when this came out had much except guitar solos./Zakk Wylde, Book Ok Shadows- Acoustic record by a heavy metal guy, that as good as Black Label Society is, makes me wish he was amish so he would never encounter electricity again------------------------------------------------------- -------I'm going to look at this list tomorrow and be irritated that I didn't include something, that's the way this stuff works for me. Which is why I hesitated so long to make it. So this will do for now

Movies:

I pride myself on having never seen more than a tv commercial length chunk of "Titanic"

Television:

Which Sopranos gangster are you?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano
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Youre Homer. A hopeless, funny, stupid and aggressive man. He is the only who work in the Simpson family and hes best friend is Beer!
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U r Kramer...u r kinda wierd...but you enjoy life mostly...BLAH!
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Books:

I jut finished re-reading The Things They Carried by Tim O'Brien, which is my favorite book. I was also recently flipping through The Daily Show Presents: America, and tittering like an idiot. For some time now I have been reading random chapters of The Frank Zappa Book, instead of front to back like you're supposed to.

Heroes:

Louis CK learns about the Catholic Church
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My Blog

When Pigs Fly(or just walk)

Ok, so this story isn't as good as the fellatio story, but it's one more thing to add to the list of odd things I've had happen at work. Hear a Train de-rail. Blowjob. And now this... This morning I w...
Posted by jeremy/"JORGE" on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 02:51:00 PST

Best work story I have.

So, I was at work this morning, as generally happens in the morning Monday through Friday.  A co-worker and I were doing some work in an area where we were about 15 feet inside of an overhea...
Posted by jeremy/"JORGE" on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 07:41:00 PST

You know who is Pretty cool?

 Some amazing man or woman, past or present, who stands colossus-like atop the Big Keg, the ground below littered with crushed empties and the blacked-out carcasses of lesser beings? A verging de...
Posted by jeremy/"JORGE" on Sun, 13 May 2007 03:44:00 PST

uhhh...

I don't have anything to say, but look at this
Posted by jeremy/"JORGE" on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 07:37:00 PST

Sometimes I forget

Sometimes I forget how good the Temple Of The Dog album is.  Cornell isn't in Audioslave anymore and I think that means they should do another album.  I'm sure somebody else they all know ha...
Posted by jeremy/"JORGE" on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 08:27:00 PST

Extremely uninteresting blog

But I'm irritated and have no one to bitch to. I was just walking across my apartment and my glasses spontaneously combusted.  Ok, so there was no smoke or fire, and no pieces of them were reduce...
Posted by jeremy/"JORGE" on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 07:44:00 PST

My beard is kinda huge.

I just noticed.  People have been telling me things like this for a while, but I just noticed today.  It's not huge in the grand scheme of huge beards, it's just huge for me.  Yesterda...
Posted by jeremy/"JORGE" on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 05:12:00 PST

New Favorite?

I tried posting this a little while ago, and one of the fairly typical myspace farts happened.  It's not there at the moment, but it could be later.  Just in case it isn't I'm writ...
Posted by jeremy/"JORGE" on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 05:51:00 PST

New Favorite

For quite some time my favorite heavy metal band name has been "Anal Cunt".  That's hard to beat, but it may have just been beaten.  It also just might be that it's new to me, but so far I l...
Posted by jeremy/"JORGE" on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 05:28:00 PST

Crazy? I was crazy once.

So.  I was at work today working near the open loading dock door.  I looked up and saw a scruffy looking man wandering down the alley.  He came up to the dock and asked if we had a...
Posted by jeremy/"JORGE" on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 02:41:00 PST