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Brett Erickson

About Me

Until my band "The Bowling Stones" makes it big, I will continue telling dick jokes to the proletariat as one of northwest central Peoria's best comics. I drink Pabst Blue Ribbon from a can and I like my coffee black, like my...tires.I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

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My Interests

Mocking Christians

I'd like to meet:

That girl who swallowed her fist in that Hardees commercial

Music:

The Goodyear Pimps,The Mattoid, NIL8, The White Stripes, The Mars Volta, Modest Mouse, AC/DC (with Bon Scott only) and The Stones (from "Let It Bleed" thru "Tattoo You") and Ben Folds.

Movies:

Anything by the Coen Bros. and Quentin Tarantino, old Steve Martin and any western where cowboys kiss and/or the Indians win.

Television:

The Simpsons, Curb Your Enthusiasm and the Sopranos

Books:

Anything by Tom Robbins or Jack Kerouac, Sometimes A Great Notion, 100 Years of Solitude, On the Road, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenence, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Fools Progress, Brain Droppings. Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee, In the Spirit of Crazy Horse.

Heroes:

Anyone who yells "Git R Done" at Larry the Cable Guy during one of his set-ups thereby fucking his world up in the same way his ilk has fucked mine.

My Blog

I can't laugh

Because I slip and fall a lot,  and due to my "friends" preternatural need to tackle things when cornered, I have a broken rib. (Laugh, clown laugh.)  The pain is tolerable only if I can kee...
Posted by Brett Erickson on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 07:25:00 PST

The Pitch.

Here's my idea for a new TV show.  You can have it if you can make it happen. Picture it. A lonely stage.  Empty.  Sparse lighting.  A single table with a single chair sits in fron...
Posted by Brett Erickson on Sun, 14 May 2006 02:56:00 PST

How To Get Beat-Up in South Dakota

There are many excellent ways to get your ass kicked, but if you're in South Dakota and need a fool-proof method, here's one... When you're on-stage and getting into your obligatory Brokeback Mtn. mat...
Posted by Brett Erickson on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 06:51:00 PST

Larry the Cable Guy?

Larry the Cable Guy, Health Inspector???? Hey, isn't this numnuts supposed to be the cable guy?  What happened to that?  I guess it's just a name now.  Like Mary the Blessed Virgin or t...
Posted by Brett Erickson on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 08:00:00 PST