Surfing, photographing, painting, thinking, sleeping, making, playing, drinking.
I like bunnies and sunshine! I dislike neologisms. Do you remember that cartoon with the bears? I made that. I'm very amenable. Let's play ball!
I want to learn how to do this
I'd like to meet:
I wish I could make kittens. I think it's something to do with getting two cats and giving them some wine and playing R'n'B...
Personally speaking [which is to say the following is more for my amusement than for any real purpose] this is apparently what [or whom] I'd like to meet. I can't vouch for the veracity of any of this because
a] I can't remember writing it
2] My ghostwriter has a rampant imagination
iii] Would you take anyone choosing to call themselves Precious Kevin Deluxe seriously? Really?
Knock yourselves out:
Fierce, ambivalent types for brutal annihilation. And my doppelgänger.
The pure of heart. The clean of soul. The loud of music.
More demons to chase me. I'll run faster. I like a challenge.
Anyone offering anything unconditionally.
[Maybe less shit bands. I mean bands that are less shit, or fewer bands that are shit.]
Whatever. I'll never meet any of you anyways.
Except for the ones I know in "real life".
They know me. They know me well.
Fuck it. No bands. No dull blogs. I have sufficient of each, thankyouverymuch. Naked pictures? If you must...
Someone to make me feel this cheap... I realise I'm likening myself to a slot machine. That's not cool. Wait - do I mean vending machine? uh, whatever.
"I JUST SAY THE SORT OF THINGS YOU MIGHT SAY ON A WHIM TO SOMEONE YOU'VE NEVER MET BEFORE AT A PARTY"
My Friend Space
I have imaginary friends.
Wogamuffin
Cheryl Voldemort
Kate
Seb
Once A Thief
We Are Scientists
eddyfink
Weezer
thomas
Robinho
Amina
...Moo...
just
Nada Surf
Head Automatica
The Dillinger Escape Plan
Music:
We Are Scientists, Eddyfink, Nada surf, Weezer, Biffy Clyro, Interpol, Beach Boys, Nine Black Alps, Britney Spears, Be Your Own Pet, Reuben, Panic! At the Disco, Otis Redding, The Automatic, At The Drive-In, The Flaming Lips, Once A Thief, Guillemots, Peaches, The Upper Room, Elgar, The Frames, Abigail Hopkins, Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance (haha), David Bowie, Rufus Wainwright, Muse, Just, Arcade Fire, Bell X1, Radiohead, Boxer Rebellion, The Dears, Cream, Jeff Buckley, Beastie Boys, Tears, Bob Dylan, The Dillinger Escape Plan, ELO, Queens of The Stone Age, Maximo Park, Million Dead, Deftones, Rachmaninov, The Killers, Martha Wainwright, Funeral For a Friend, The Strokes, Roy Orbison, RHCP, fellcitygirl, Editors, Elvis Costello, Head Automatica, Pink Floyd, The Bloodhound Gang, Incubus, Nina Simone, RATM, Alexisonfire, Ben Folds, Hot Puppies, Verdi, The Ronettes, Placebo, O.K. Go, Million Dead etc
This is not in order of preference, sweartogod.
The trouble with reality is that there's no background music
Movies:
Happiness, Point Break, Donnie Darko, Heathers, My Own Private Idaho, Elephant, Three Colours Blue/White/Red, Apocalypse Now, Josie and the Pussycats, Battle Royale, Magnolia, Lolita, Napoleon Dynamite, Labyrinth, American Psycho, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Serial Mom, Mean Girls (end on a good note, right?)
Television:
I hates it, I does.
But I still watches it, sometimes.
The works of Chris Morris are personal favourites of mine.
You wants a list? I gives you a list:
The Day Today / Brass Eye / Nathan Barley / South Park / The Simpsons / Malcolm in the Middle / Peep Show / programmes with sharks in them / programmes with penguins in them / Baywatch.
I used to watch Popworld but it's gone all shit. Bring back Simon Amstell I say.
Books:
I reads: far, far too much.
I likes: Conrad, Camus, Nabokov, Hunter S. Thompson, Beatrix Potter, Iain [M] Banks, Oliver Sacks, Peter Singer...
We Need To Talk About Kevin / Lolita / The Wasp Factory / Fear & Loathing in las Vegas / Life of Pi / The Time Traveller's Wife / The Fall / Heart of Darkness / The Plague / The Tale of Squirrel Nutkin...
I hates: Kant and that lady who writes retarded shit about wizards. Dan 'Fucking' Brown. I really hate him.
Heroes:
Penguins.
HST.
Young Robert.
You, probably.
This list is not exhaustive.
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