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The Heavy Beatings (R.I.P.)

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About Me

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? __________________

It's over! The band has decided to give up after 5 years. Thanks to everyone who came out an saw us, whether intentionally or not, maybe walked off half way thru Brazil for a fag, maybe stayed til the end. Good on ya. Big good on ya's to our best friends Shadow Aspect for being an awesome metal band to someone like me who doesnt really like metal a whole lot, and especially big high five good on ya to Aaron for his handling of a steering wheel for all those months, aswell as Craig for similar duties. Good on ya to Los Salvadores for wearing our t-shirts, along with 7 day conspiracy, decsendants of gordo, jettison (or whatever we're gonna be called), half dead bodies, precept, vic at defzone, the guys at YOG and I guess no one else, you're all assholes! BYEE!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 8/23/2004
Band Members: leestuartbertcharlie
Influences: at the drive in jawbreaker misfits get up kids hot water music kill creek
Sounds Like: the heavy bandits/the heavy babies (battle of the bands announcer - 2004), the sweary beatings, the heavy beatles, the heavy bearings, the heavy ballbags, the heavy beestings, the heavy blowjobs, the poultry bastings, the hairy dustbins, carry on beatings, the Moscow International Symphonic Orchestra, the handsome bastards, and, more often than not, the bankrupt beatings
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Q and A with Q magazine. For real.

1. Have you ever thought about getting your nipples pierced?i've thought about getting my head chopped off by a broken peice of glass launched from an exploding buildings window, and considering the t...
Posted by The Heavy Beatings (R.I.P.) on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 03:58:00 PST

Total Guitar Myspace Band of Last Month

Thanks to everyone who added/comment/messaged us after our breif 30 day stint as the greatest band on myspace in the opinion of Total Guitar magazine. Since the magazine has moved onto bigger and perh...
Posted by The Heavy Beatings (R.I.P.) on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 10:28:00 PST

T-ShirtsNowForSaleForYouFromUsFor5PoundsHwhatHaBhargin

We got tshirts. Lookin' Funky Fresh! Chuck out that old trenchcoat and dusty bomber jacket, and add one of these to your autumn/winter wardrobe today! Look cool with fashionable goose bumps! Maybe pn...
Posted by The Heavy Beatings (R.I.P.) on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 04:04:00 PST