O n my 18th Birthday, I got myself a guitar because I decided i wanted to hear some decent tunes. After I'd taught myself a few chords, I discovered The Horseshoe Acoustic night in Wellingborough, hosted by Big Rob from the Deportee’s (massive legend).
At first I was quite satisfied with just playing some smooth tunes for a while until I thought, actually I’m the fucking boss. So I started a band called The Sicknotes and generally got on the scene to crush some skulls. Eventually when I can be bothered, I'm going to take over the music scene.
And please don't compare me to Jamie B or plan T, Jamie T's prety good, but Plan 'i sing aswell, but dont think that makes me a pussy though blood, cos u will get merked!' B is nothing special at all. If you have to notify us of the fact that you're not a pussy because you sing, you're obviously a bit insecure about it mate. Yeah..they'll be cleaning my shoes before too long, you'll see.
What people have said about me:
'You're a cock! leave the weed alone, work on getting a fan base and you'll get there, until then you'll struggle in the real world'. (Chris Grayston, Live & Unsigned)
'If Bob Dylan & Lethal Bizzle had a illegitimate love child, i would be that poor orphan' (Karl Phillips, sucessful musician & entrepreneur)
'So sad!' (The Glebe venue, Stoke)
'How can someone so talentless, be so arrogant!' (Dave Benson Phillips)
'Karl Phillips is a real shit version of me...funny tho... he should keep it up, he might get his big break on the next big brother or summin' (Plan B)
Oh yeah & check these boys out, The Nicola Janes.
Dictionary Definitions
Mandem
1. Slang term for person. Usually used by violent thugs and hooligans when referring to another violent thug or hooligan. Can refer to either a friend or an enemy. See example below.
Leroy- "started beef with too many mandems so now i hve to roll deep with my mandems"
2. A Gang Reppin' a certain district such as The Hemmingwell.
Who may also be intimidating in public areas, such as roads, Fields, Cinemas, Picnic area's Etc...
Gaz
1. A well groomed male, who overuses hair gel and other unnecessary girly products. Loves to take pictures of himself posing in the mirror. He’s likely to be seen sporting a massive quiff, wearing pastelle coloured, readily ripped clothes. He also loves his Alcopops and can be regularly found ‘doing laps’ around his local town centre, in his neon incrusted boy racer mobile. Prick!
